Should I let it all hang out???

[Volpone]

Nah. Probably not. At this point I can't even remember what I was tempted to bring up.

 

[The Question]

I didn't feel insulted.

Oh. Guess I gave you too much credit.

 

[USUC]

I look forward to a time when we don’t have “black history” months or it’s ok to celebrate at least “white history weeks” or better yet, just a “good people” month.
I dislike the NAACP
I’m not woke.

 

[The Question]

I'm strongly against cultural appropriation. That's why I think electricity should be shut off in the inner cities. Let the mongrels figure out how to set up their own power grid, instead of culturally appropriating white technology.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

...Should I let my Freak Flag fly???

No, SkinofQuestionLegionCastleFox, I'm not gay. Stop messaging me.

But I'll warrant I'm more twisted than anyone else here.

And there are things I'd like to talk about. But I know I should not. What say you?

Is it after midnight?

 

[USUC]

I'm strongly against cultural appropriation. That's why I think electricity should be shut off in the inner cities. Let the mongrels figure out how to set up their own power grid, instead of culturally appropriating white technology.

I think affirmative action is racist…

Which is probably one reason among many that explains why I’m not racking up liberal frequent flyer points.

 

[Volpone]

So yeah. Porn. When I was a kid, you'd have to shoplift a "Playboy" from a gas station for it. Later, an 18 year old doing porn or someone with a shaved beaver merited a special niche magazine. To see people actually having *sex* required a trip to a Big City and a sketchy porn hub to pay $25-30 for a magazine like "Puritan."

Now it's like: Alexa, I'm getting tired of the constant stream of hot naked teens on the Internet. And Alexa is like, "A'ight, bro, I gotcha."

"How about a flat chested 98#, 19 year old brunette," "I'm listening." "And 3-5 brawny thugs.." "Go on." "And they stuff her every oriface--often at the same time." "Yeah! Get some!" "And as they're fucking her, they pee in her." "Yea--wait, what?" "They pee in her." "What do you mean?" "They've got her stuffed airtight and then they pull out and, like a Roman fountain, piss spouts out of her ass and pussy as it gently overflows from her open and smiling mouth."

...

Dude.

That's pretty fucked up. You should probably stop talking to me.


2 weeks later, watching some girl get pile-drivered as piss spouts all over her I'm like "meh. I'm bored." And it's like "OK. Piss is going to shoot out of her ass, right?" "Yes." "Well suppose we catch it in a beer stein. And then we have her drink it, like it is the best thing she'd ever tasted." "You sonofabitch, I'm in."

 

[jack]

Alexa talks to you like that? You should see what I taught her to say.

 

[The Question]

Since I'm pretty sure we all know that Amazon spies on us through the fucking things (and yet, they are mighty handy for setting up reminders, kitchen timers, weather forecasts, etc. -- so there is, in fact, some value for that price of admission) I regularly say filthy, deranged, and casually racist things to mine.

"Alexa -- cupcakeer salad."
"Are you shopping for nBOOOOOPr salad?"
"No, you retarded plastic heeb cunt, I'm shopping for cupcakeER salad. SALAD. Made of cupcakeERRRRRRRRRRRs."
"I don't know how to answer that."

"Alexa, how many Jews can fit into a Volkswagen Beetle?"
"I don't know that."
"Two in the front, three in the back, and about a dozen in the ashtray."

 

[jack]

 

[Synaesthesia]

Which way does it hang?

To the left or to the right?

 

[Volpone]

The stakes get a lot higher with MS Solitaire if, unless you win in under 3 games, you push a large metal buttplug up your ass and can't take it out until you win. Or an inflatable vibrating one and you give another pump, turn up the power every time you lose.

I'm down 1 as I type this and there was literally nothing I could do--no cards I could move on the table and no cards I could play from the stack--1 time through the stack and "You lose!"

 

[Volpone]

At this point my long term win rate is 17.96% and it is rare that I lose more than 2 games in a row. Shit. Now I've jinxed myself.

 

[Volpone]

If you're ever at a party and the host asks if you want some anal lube, always say "yes." Worst case, you walk around the rest of the night with a weird squishy feeling. But worst case if you say "no"...

 

[jack]

Like Confucious say, "Man who pull out too fast burn rubber"

 

[Lanzman]

We all already know you're a furry, Volpy.

 

[The Question]

Like Confucious say, "Man who pull out too fast burn rubber"

I thought it was, Confucius say: Foolish man give woman grand piano; wise man give woman upright organ.

 

[jack]

Actually it was "man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

 

[Lanzman]

I thought it was "man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger"?

 

[Volpone]

A bit to icky for the Random Thread of Randomness but...

If you're ever producing porn and the girl agrees to do anal*:
1) Don't pay until the end of the shoot and
2) Shoot the anal last. Maybe even take a break for lunch or hang out and do some other "normal" for a bit. The reasons are numerous:
a) If she gets cold feet and backs out you still have a bunch of footage that you can use--but you can tell her she doesn't get paid because she's broken her contract.
b) This is true but it also might give her the incentive to shoot the scene after all--but she won't be happy about it, which brings me to...
c) By taking a break, she may think you've forgotten about the anal scene or aren't doing it. So when you get back on the set and say "Ok, let's get you greased up" the emotional effect will be much more powerful. And lets face it: How much hotter is an anal scene if the girl has sad, dead eyes as her shitter is being pumped?

*Of course this doesn't work if the girl is actually *into* anal.