Signs that the world is coming to an end

[Ilyanna]

Haven't you heard? The polar bears are in on the conspiracy! They even spread the rumour that they're close to extinction so people would feed them and let them sleep on the couch and stuff!

 

[Cassie]

Polar bears are the new Illuminati.

 

[curiousa2z]

yeah....sure.... that's right...nothing to fear from cute little penguins.
move along, folks! nothing to see here...

 

[FBI parte due]

"BIG UPS LARGE WHITE FURRY MAMMALS" - Cassie, noted ursine chauvinist.

 

[Ilyanna]

*slowly moves FBI out of harm's way*

*stares at c2* Look at him funny and I throw you into a fjord and let you see for yourself just how vicious butterless Norwegians can be. I dare you.

Go, FBI, tell the people! We have to warn them before it's too late!
Wait. When the fuck did I start to care about humanity?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I for one welcome Boots selling cockrings for our new penguin overlords.

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh shit, this forum is infested.
*seals the MF with an anti-spheniscidae-wall*

There, that will do it. Nobody can get through this. Nobody.

Oh.
Shit.

 

[Cassie]

Your spermicide won't work here!

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh yeah? Go and try posting a thread in the Badlands, then.

 

[Cassie]

The Badlands has herpes.

 

[curiousa2z]

poor Badlands. Should've used protection.

stare all ya want. My Mom's folks are Norwegian. *laughs*


WE WILL HAVE OUR BUTTER

 

[Fuddlemiff]

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