Signs that the world is coming to an end

[headvoid]

They are selling cock rings in Boots the Chemist.

(Seriously)

 

['Gear]

My cable tv company has a channel for dogs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Tulisa.

 

[The Tomtrek]

They are selling cock rings in Boots the Chemist.

(Seriously)

Now I finally have something to spend all those advantage card points on.

 

[whisky]

I dont worry about boots cockrings, when they have tesco value cockrings, then I'll worry.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Boris Johnson is the most sane person on the London Mayoral elections ballot.

I counted at least four racist parties who are fighting for the "real" Londoners/English/British.

 

[FBI parte due]

The preacher man says it's the end of time; he says that America's rivers are running dry.

 

[Cassie]

Norway is out of butter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is one of the racists slightly less racist than the others and they bully him?

 

[headvoid]

Weirdly the BNP candidate was born in Uruguay and moved here in 1989. I'm sure they are positioning this as some form of inclusive bigotry.

"Hey, at least he's not a Paki" or something like that.

 

[headvoid]

Conversely, I see the following as a sign that everything is going to be OK.

 

[curiousa2z]

^yes, that is reassuring, actually.

Still, that butter business in Norway is troubling.

 

['Gear]

Can the Red Cross do something. Maybe the UN? Geraldo? Couriousah, do you have a boat?

 

[FBI parte due]

I think it was pretty much only a Christmas thing because Norway is an isolated country full of people whose idea of holiday food is melted butter mixed with sugar and maybe a little flour to hold it all together.

 

['Gear]

Well they're no Swedes thats for sure.

 

[Ilyanna]

Conversely, I see the following as a sign that everything is going to be OK.

That is NOT reassuring!! Fucking penguins. They really know no bounds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What are his policies?

 

[curiousa2z]

to put a pot of butter in every Norwegian home!

 

[Ilyanna]

Starving the Norwegians by withholding butter, then terraforming the country to make a perfect penguin colony, more likely.

 

[FBI parte due]

The penguins will all be equipped with shotguns in order to combat the ever-present polar bear menace.