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Signs that the world is coming to an end

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
They are selling cock rings in Boots the Chemist.

(Seriously)
 
My cable tv company has a channel for dogs.
 
Tulisa.
 
headvoid said:
They are selling cock rings in Boots the Chemist.

(Seriously)
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Now I finally have something to spend all those advantage card points on.
 
I dont worry about boots cockrings, when they have tesco value cockrings, then I'll worry.
 
Boris Johnson is the most sane person on the London Mayoral elections ballot.

I counted at least four racist parties who are fighting for the "real" Londoners/English/British.
 
The preacher man says it's the end of time; he says that America's rivers are running dry.
 
Norway is out of butter.
 
Is one of the racists slightly less racist than the others and they bully him?
 
Weirdly the BNP candidate was born in Uruguay and moved here in 1989. I'm sure they are positioning this as some form of inclusive bigotry.

"Hey, at least he's not a Paki" or something like that.
 
Conversely, I see the following as a sign that everything is going to be OK.

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^yes, that is reassuring, actually.

Still, that butter business in Norway is troubling.
 
Can the Red Cross do something. Maybe the UN? Geraldo? Couriousah, do you have a boat?
 
I think it was pretty much only a Christmas thing because Norway is an isolated country full of people whose idea of holiday food is melted butter mixed with sugar and maybe a little flour to hold it all together.
 
Well they're no Swedes thats for sure.
 
headvoid said:
Conversely, I see the following as a sign that everything is going to be OK.

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That is NOT reassuring!! Fucking penguins. They really know no bounds.
 
What are his policies?
 
to put a pot of butter in every Norwegian home!
 
Starving the Norwegians by withholding butter, then terraforming the country to make a perfect penguin colony, more likely.
 
The penguins will all be equipped with shotguns in order to combat the ever-present polar bear menace.
 
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