Smallville spoilers (any season)

[whisky]

Holston?

 

[headvoid]

Place Bo's?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only Jensen Ackles shirtless pics could save this thread now.

 

[Conchaga]

All of a sudden, the HULK bashes through the Kent's front door and bellows "ME HULK!! ME SMASH SUPERGEEK!!""

 

[CaptainWacky]

Chloe is caught visiting catsthatlooklikehitler.com when she should be writing a lame newspaper article about Clark's nose.

 

[Conchaga]

OH NOSE!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep, she gets raped by Brainiac shortly afterwards

 

[Conchaga]

SPAM

 

[CaptainWacky]

She enjoys it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Lucy tells Ricky to get Superman to appear at Little Ricky's birthday party to show up Carolyn Applebee, who is having a party for her little Stevie the same day. Ricky can't reach George Reeves but finds Clark in a subway station, strung out on heroin and without his powers thanks to a supermachine made by Lex. Clark gives Ricky a $10 handjob and appears at the party for an additional $5.

The next day, Lucy gets a job at Lutherco and accidentally breaks the machine. Clark gets his powers back, but continues giving handjobs "so that I will never forget!"

 

[whisky]

One day Alice, to the moon!

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUMP

 

[Fuddlemiff]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yeah, that's my spoiler.

 

[CaptainWacky]

jason: I hate my mom!
Jason(two episodes later with no explanation): I love you mom, let's kill people!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Jason: p.s. I think i'm a gay cowboy!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Eggs: MY EARS ARE BURNING!

 

[Gagh]

bump

 

[headvoid]

This thread and the lies about Tom Cruise thread are one of the few internet things I can enjoy reading again and again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batista guest stars as a Kryptonian racist.