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Snake Eater of Shattered Corpse

you could drink me, and I could eat you.
 
Darling, you've got to remember I'm older, experienced, and hormonal. I just might respond to your offer with something that would make these youngsters blush and your wife beat you with a stick.
 
Must be a bit wierd to see your mother talk that way, huh MamaKitty?
 
Because parents don't have sex. It's icky.
 
What? Me, have sex. No way, never did. I found that kid on the side of the road next to a cabbage patch, under a bush, in a basket. I thought to myself, "here is an opportunity to have a child without having to engage in vulgar sexual relations or sterile artificial insemination."
 
Turkey basters!! 'Tis the season.
 
Messenger said:
Must be a bit wierd to see your mother talk that way, huh MamaKitty?
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no weird, just would rather not see it.. or hear it.. or read it..
 
Lilac said:
Because parents don't have sex. It's icky.
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I think people past the age of 60 or when things go so down hill there is no hope should not have sex..
 
You'll be eating those words once you've gone over the hill.
 
eloisel said:
What? Me, have sex. No way, never did. I found that kid on the side of the road next to a cabbage patch, under a bush, in a basket. I thought to myself, "here is an opportunity to have a child without having to engage in vulgar sexual relations or sterile artificial insemination."
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Ain't that how the right-wing Christians would want it?
 
I bet eloisel has a rather pretty flower :bigass:
 
Do you think that post menopausal women moisten easier than those young sleek models?
 
Post menopausal women have no worries. We feel it is our duty to give the neighbors something to talk about. It is a bonus that they'll think us the wrong sort of character to ask to babysit their bratty kids every Friday or Saturday night when they want to go out.
 
Lilac said:
Ain't that how the right-wing Christians would want it?
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I'm the wrong person to make judgments on Christians of any sort. They all scare me shitless.
 
Lilac said:
You'll be eating those words once you've gone over the hill.
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that wont happen to me cause A, I will have lift surgery or B, I will die..
 
jack said:
Do you think that post menopausal women moisten easier than those young sleek models?
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No change , a little slobber and they are good to go.
 
Isn't it about time to log in as Mongo?
 
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