Volpone
Zombie Hunter
Crampons.
Portland got shut down yesterday. I mean the new tires on my Mustang are crap on snow and ice, so I might not venture out anyway (when I replaced them, the tire place said they didn't make my stock tires but they'd sell me some "good" tires. And I guess they're geared towards performance, but they're crap for regular use), but even when I had good tires, it wouldn't matter--it doesn't matter how skilled you are at driving on snow if some idiot up the road is in the ditch and the guy in the lane next to him gave up, shut off the engine and abandoned his car. And that was actually happening. Thanks so much, BF, just fuck everyone in traffic behind you.
