So a 20 mile bike ride doesnt instantly give you a flat stomach?

whisky · Apr 27, 2011

Gutted.

CaptainWacky · Apr 27, 2011

Do it again.

whisky · Apr 27, 2011

Soon as I get my new arse installed.

CaptainWacky · Apr 27, 2011

Do ass crunches.

whisky · Apr 27, 2011

How about a bacon buttie?

CaptainWacky · Apr 27, 2011

Strap two bacon butties to your sadle and sit on them.

Daystrom · Apr 27, 2011

What happened first, the shitting or the vomitting.

whisky · Apr 27, 2011

Neither, I'm not that unfit.

Just took a long bike ride on the roads to get used to traffic before I get my scooter.

Daystrom · Apr 27, 2011

I don't care what anyone says, get this one:

http://www3.telus.net/MyScoot/Helix.html

Fuddlemiff · Apr 28, 2011

I like the one that looks like Batman's tumbler, with two wheels at the front and one at the back.

CaptainWacky · Apr 28, 2011

Just get a skateboard instead like MARTY MCFLY.