So a 20 mile bike ride doesnt instantly give you a flat stomach?

[whisky]

Gutted.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do it again.

 

[whisky]

Soon as I get my new arse installed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do ass crunches.

 

[whisky]

How about a bacon buttie?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Strap two bacon butties to your sadle and sit on them.

 

[Daystrom]

What happened first, the shitting or the vomitting.

 

[whisky]

Neither, I'm not that unfit.

Just took a long bike ride on the roads to get used to traffic before I get my scooter.

 

[Daystrom]

I don't care what anyone says, get this one:

http://www3.telus.net/MyScoot/Helix.html

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I like the one that looks like Batman's tumbler, with two wheels at the front and one at the back.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Just get a skateboard instead like MARTY MCFLY.