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So Greece has been ... DESTROYED.

Mentalist

Mentalist

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Pretty heavy shit going down here. I think I'll stay in and spam while the government is overthrown.
 
You could GET IN THE CHAT.
 
Stay safe, drink at home, it's not as far to fall and less things will get thrown at you (other than BEWBS).
 
Is it just in the cities or is there war on the streets of Syrosland too?
 
Are you in danger, Menty?
 
Menty IS danger.
 
True, but you know what I mean.
 
I've been thinking about you. Stay safe.
 
Do you have a panic room?
 
Stocked with plenty of liquor and slim jims?
 
Liquor and Slim Jims, LOL! I'm so white trash, I love spicy hot Slim Jims.
 
^Hey, I'm here drinking a Shasta Creme Soda.
 
LOL! I have Shasta Tiki Punch and Diet Cola in my fridge...What? It was on sale.
 
Menty's panic room checklist v1.0

Booze
Slim Jims
The girlfriend
Internet
 
And posters of fit women.
 
DANJA, DANJA, DANJA, as Steve Irwin said, before ironically being killed by a stampeding herd of kittens.
 
It's also important to have oxygen in your panic room.
 
Good luck.

You might invest in a good riot shield.
 
And Kristen Stewart (but LEGAL Kristen Stewart, not "get arrested and this is sick" Kristen Stewart from the Jodie "rug-muncher" Foster flick)
 
Menty's panic room checklist v1.1

Booze
Slim Jims
The girlfriend
Internet
Posters of fit women
Air
Riot shield
Kristen Stewart at her present age, not her age in the movie Panic Room
A crate of Cadbury Cream Eggs
Henoch's DVD selection
 
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