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So I punched a gobby twat in the face

I've never punched anyone in the face but it's been done on my behalf. Some guy said something rude to me on the bus, my brother punched him in the face, got thrown off. By the time he walked all the way home I had about five peanut butter/honey sandwiches (his faves back in the day) made for him.
 
Was the girl hot?
 
I punched a bully in the face at school when we were both 16, I think he respected me after that, because he never bullied me again.

That was probably the last time I hit anyone, although I did smash a few holes in a wardrobe, and regularly break furniture at work so we can order new ones.

I also hit a ford galaxy, but I was in our Astra at the time, so dont really count that as a fight.
 
I rammed an orphan girl in the head in third grade.

I'm pretty sure it was an accident, though.
 
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I rammed an orphan girl in the head in third grade.

I'm pretty sure it was an accident, though.
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I stabbed a guy in the hand with a pen in high school.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't an accident.
 
whisky said:
I punched a bully in the face at school when we were both 16, I think he respected me after that, because he never bullied me again.

That was probably the last time I hit anyone, although I did smash a few holes in a wardrobe, and regularly break furniture at work so we can order new ones.

I also hit a ford galaxy, but I was in our Astra at the time, so dont really count that as a fight.
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Or he was just afraid of you.
 
I weighed 7 stone and my arms and legs were like matchsticks back then, noone was afraid of me.
 
I would've taken her wallet, then when he said something , I would tell him he was an accessory, he would confront me, Butr I would explain that the rusty two inch razor in my pocket would make him looklike the joker, or id give him more stripes then a zebra..

When the girl awakes ( depending on her level of hotness) I would say he mugged her, and I got her wallet back, alas the money was gone, I would offer her to change at my house, thus getting a hero Bj whilst the missus is out and 40 quid up..

Jobs a goodun....
 
Good plan.
 
I slapped a girl because she WOULDN'T STOP SMILING AT ME.
 
She might have liked you, do you think that was wise?
 
I was an undiagnosed high functioning autistic, it was society's fault.
 
Shit. She's probably a militant man-hating feminist now, wandering the streets braless and hairy.

THANKS A LOT, SOCIETY!
 
Society is always pulling shit like that.
 
AND she's supporting the continued sales of comfortable shoes! :vomits:
 
I'm a lover (wanker), not a fighter.
 
IM a filover, I knock them out and have sex with their still warm corpse....
 
You should have given him a proper tongue-lashing. Then perhaps the girl would've give you a proper tongue-lashing, for coming to her defence.
 
I was with my wife at the time, and she tends to frown on other girls giving me blow jobs, for some reason.
 
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