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So what inspired you to Troll?

Ishcabittle

New member
My reasons were pretty simple, there were just enough dumbasses on my first forum that I had to say something.

And when I found out that some people can't read the implied sarcasm in a post I went hog wild. Stupid people do serve a purpose! Ah, delicious stupid people.

What are your thoughts?
 
I'm not really a troll. I'm actually a well-respected moderator on more than one forum.

I come here for the irony.

Oh yeah, and the Cookies & Porn. :bigass:
 
Because I started reading on the activities of trolls (GNAA, among others) and spent 1/2 a day laughing my ass off. I love good humor. And bad humor.

http://www.geocities.com/Athens/6270/kibosig.html

A REALLY NEAT .SIGNATURE FOLLOWS, PRESS "NO" IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT !!!111

.SIGNATURE UNDER CONSTRUCTION....... LAST REVISED 5/12/1990 11:02:32 PM
AND ALSO LAST REVISED 5/22/90 11:27:59 PM
AND 8/22/1990 10:03:16 PM TOO
AND 8/25/90 01:57:08 PM
AND 11/11/90 12:35:53 AM <-- LAST TIME!!
(WOW, FOUR 1'S IN A ROW!!!!)
AND 7/8/91 2:06:03 AM <-- LATE NIGHT!!
AND 9/6/91 2:51:26AM <--- LATER!!!
AND 2/9/91^H^H92 4:25:43AM <--- WOW!!!!
AND 7/8/92 1:58:59AM <-- CALL IT 2!!!
AND 7/31/92 1:27:49AM <-- JUST FOR ONE NEW LINE!!!!
NOT COUNTING THE ABOVE ONE OF COURSE!!!!!!!!
AND 12:58:53 9/11/92 FOR ONE MORE!!! NOW IT'S DONE!!!!
AND 9/25/92 1:24:33AM <-- AGAIN!!!
AND 9.29.92 2L37L48AM
AND 10/6/92 3:18:31AM <-- LATE BEDTIME HUH !!!!
AND 3/8/93 2:23:38AM <--- LAST TIME REALLY!!!!!
AND 4/5/94 9:00:58AM ! I STAYED UP ALL NIGHT FIXING ALL THE TYPOS !!!!
COPYRIGHT (C) COPYR.1988,1990,1989,1992,1993,1994
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
TODOS LOS DERECHOS RESERVADOS!!!
THIS POSTING MAY NOT BE REPORDUCED IN ANY
FORM WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION
OR SOLD FOR MONETARY FINANCIAL PROFIT.
AND 6/13/92 3:45:26PM <-- FRI THE 13TH !!!
& 5/5/94 4:52AM <-- CINCO DE MAY-O !!!!

laughing.GIF
 
What inspired me was my momma working 3 jobs a day just to pay the DSL bill and my diabetic sister begging me to do something with my life.
 
A great man named Red Quacker inspired me to create the CaptainWacky account. I post here because I can freely say whatever stupid shit comes into my head.
 
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