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SO WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NEW SPIDER-MAN THING?

It's a complete reboot.

Congratulations, Generation Z!! (is it Z? I'm a Gen-X'er, Gen Y was just after me, so...) You have such a short attention span that they're remaking a movie that was made EIGHT years ago. BRAVO, MOTHERFUCKERS!
 
Do you think he'll make his own web-shooters or have 'natural' web-shooters?

They both make as little sense as each other!
 
The Tomtrek said:
Do you think he'll make his own web-shooters or have 'natural' web-shooters?

They both make as little sense as each other!
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They should make him where he can shoot web out of his ass like all the rest of the aracnoids. That should make it interesting!
 
MAYBE IT'LL BE GOOD.
 
Nobody's talking about it because the disastrous Broadway musical is getting all the media attention right now.

I'd go see it but it's way too expensive. For those prices I should get a pair of Bono's Fly glasses, and to squeeze Larry Mullen's ass.
 
New Spider Man looks like he's going to cut himself at some point.
 
I don't thing he's bringing the zexy either.
 
You don't have a hard drive full of twink porn like...a friend of mine.
 
Ah, so that friend who likes twink porn thinks he's hot? ;)
 
hOTTER tHAN tOBY.
 
Tisiphone said:
Ah, so that friend who likes twink porn thinks he's hot? ;)
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Apparently the new Spiderman makes some audience members shoot web fluid...
 
Hmm an upset looking emo spiderman, glad we have more of that, because god knows it was everyone's favourite bit of the last film.
 
He probably just got done dancing through the streets, too. That's why he's depressed.
 
I HOPE STILT MAN'S IN IT.
 
Emma Stone is in it. Immediately, my interest is perked.
 
She and Andrew can have contests to see who is sporting the smaller waist.
 
It's been confirmed that Michael Bay is guest directing a portion of the movie, and this scene will be one of his.

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