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I feel grumpy today. Today I feel grumpy.
 
I'm eating spaghetti.
 
I watched the Pittsburgh Steelers get beat by the Minnesota Vikings in London today.
 
I liked someone's photo on Facebook of them at Wembley Stadium, London, watching the Pittsburgh Steelers get beat by the Minnesota Vikings.

And I ate a macaroon.

And I have a runny nose and keep sneezing. Pondering whether this is enough of an excuse to pull a sicky tomorrow.
 
I saw they played both national anthems.
 
Still having major wanking issues.
 
Fuddlemiff said:
I liked someone's photo on Facebook of them at Wembley Stadium, London, watching the Pittsburgh Steelers get beat by the Minnesota Vikings.

And I ate a macaroon.

And I have a runny nose and keep sneezing. Pondering whether this is enough of an excuse to pull a sicky tomorrow.
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I always find awesome sinus medicine in Gas Stations.
 
I did work organizing some financial shit I have to give to my lawyer and then I worked on a painting and now I want some tea. And maybe some of the peanut butter cookies I made for my son yesterday. He can't eat them all, the greedy bastard! Well, since he's a teenager, he prolly can.
THAT'S MY UPDATE.
 
My knee hurts.
 
I have a crick in my neck.
 
Jesus, you people suck at updates.
 
What do you mean "you people"?
 
I still don't like geese.
 
The ironic thing about social media is that most of it is generated by people who are sat alone, making up facts about their dreary lives trying to hide their overwhelming loneliness. It's about as social as picking your nose.
 
I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING.
 
So who wants an update on my wanking?
 
*Cassie likes this
 
*Eggs Mayo rewanked this.
 
curiousa2z saw your wanking and raised you two!
 
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