CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Fucking hate Natalie Cassidy.
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CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Andrew Stone is literally undressing.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
They've talked about wanking more than anything that's happened in the house.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I predict Andrew will be bollock naked by hour's end.
Plus, security guards will be carrying him out as he writhes and screams "I'M NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MICHAEL'S TOES AAAAAAAAGH MUMMY!"
Plus, security guards will be carrying him out as he writhes and screams "I'M NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MICHAEL'S TOES AAAAAAAAGH MUMMY!"
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Yeah we all like Jonathan Ross (well he's okay) but he wasn't actually ON BB this year...
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Why not get DAME Helen Mirren on the phone next, and ask her to enter the house next year.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Appallingly frequent mention of Andrew's self-fellating abilities, by Emma no less.
Disturbing. They're really digging to find interesting things to say about the season.
Disturbing. They're really digging to find interesting things to say about the season.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Talking about the twins and Michael, Denise is blabbering and blabbering when all she or Emma really wants to say is "THEY'RE STUPID YANKS WOT DO THEY KNOW FUCK 'EM"
Eggs Mayonnaise
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No Denise, YOU fuck off. Pious cow.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
My, but you people do love to curse.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Rappers.
OK BYE SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER WHEN BOTH OUR BB'S WILL COMPLETELY OVERLAP EACH OTHER LOL.
OK BYE SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER WHEN BOTH OUR BB'S WILL COMPLETELY OVERLAP EACH OTHER LOL.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Please don't say "you people." I don't want to be associated with that lot (well, except Alice and Emma. BUT ONLY IN BED.)