SOME NEWS FROM BOTS

[CaptainWacky]

Fucking hate Natalie Cassidy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Andrew Stone is literally undressing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They've talked about wanking more than anything that's happened in the house.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I predict Andrew will be bollock naked by hour's end.

Plus, security guards will be carrying him out as he writhes and screams "I'M NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MICHAEL'S TOES AAAAAAAAGH MUMMY!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah we all like Jonathan Ross (well he's okay) but he wasn't actually ON BB this year...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why not get DAME Helen Mirren on the phone next, and ask her to enter the house next year.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Appallingly frequent mention of Andrew's self-fellating abilities, by Emma no less.

Disturbing. They're really digging to find interesting things to say about the season.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Talking about the twins and Michael, Denise is blabbering and blabbering when all she or Emma really wants to say is "THEY'RE STUPID YANKS WOT DO THEY KNOW FUCK 'EM"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No Denise, YOU fuck off. Pious cow.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My, but you people do love to curse.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Rappers.

OK BYE SEE YOU IN THE SUMMER WHEN BOTH OUR BB'S WILL COMPLETELY OVERLAP EACH OTHER LOL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Please don't say "you people." I don't want to be associated with that lot (well, except Alice and Emma. BUT ONLY IN BED.)