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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[the dinosaur continues chewing his leg's nails]
 
the banana then continued on its (his?) journey
 
but then he got to go to a toilet - he badly needed to take a (banana-)crap
 
there wasn't any toilet, so he choosed a bush, and started doing his job
 
but out of the nothing, a fat bear came next to him and started shitting too!
 
the banana asked nicely if the bear could move
 
but the bear said that it ain't no illegal and just continued shitting
 
then the banana finished shitting and wiped itseld
 
then he typed a cheat code, and wiped out the bear with a machinegun
 
a pool of blood appeared around the bear's body, just like in GTA
 
then the banana watched some banana pr0n
 
he then got outside, because the internet went off, leaving him unsatisfied
 
it was a really wet, horny vagina
 
then they had to interrupt the program for advertising
 
it was full of stupid ads...
 
and after that horrible horror, they finally ended
 
"wazzup?" - the banana said
 
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