SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

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[the dinosaur continues chewing his leg's nails]

 

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the banana then continued on its (his?) journey

 

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but then he got to go to a toilet - he badly needed to take a (banana-)crap

 

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there wasn't any toilet, so he choosed a bush, and started doing his job

 

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but out of the nothing, a fat bear came next to him and started shitting too!

 

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the banana asked nicely if the bear could move

 

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but the bear said that it ain't no illegal and just continued shitting

 

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then the banana finished shitting and wiped itseld

 

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then he typed a cheat code, and wiped out the bear with a machinegun

 

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a pool of blood appeared around the bear's body, just like in GTA

 

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then the banana watched some banana pr0n

 

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what a jerk

 

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he then got outside, because the internet went off, leaving him unsatisfied

 

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there he met a vagina

 

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it was a really wet, horny vagina

 

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it even had horns

 

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then they had to interrupt the program for advertising

 

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it was full of stupid ads...

 

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and after that horrible horror, they finally ended

 

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"wazzup?" - the banana said