SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[StringTheorist]

"i'm horny" - the vagina replied "please, fuck me"

 

[Loktar]

WHAT. THE. FUCK????!!!!

 

[StringTheorist]

"how can i? my banana penis is suited for banana vaginas, and you're a human vagina* - you're no match for my small penis"

*she had no description, and it's implicit she's a human vagina

 

[StringTheorist]

"maybe you can fuck me with your whole body?" - she said

 

[StringTheorist]

"why should i?"

 

[StringTheorist]

"because the storyteller wants you to, and she doesn't wants to think you a reason do to it, that story is stupid enough already" - she said

 

[StringTheorist]

"that's a good point" - he said and fucked Loktar by mistake "sorry, i wasn't aiming at you, but you deserved this anyway, for writing in my thread, fuckin combobreaker"

 

[StringTheorist]

then she fucked her hard, and she had 4 orgasms.

 

[StringTheorist]

"ooh, that was great" - she said

 

[StringTheorist]

"ehh, should i be happy or not" - the banana asked, his question was directed to StringTheorist

 

[StringTheorist]

I don't know, whatever!

 

[StringTheorist]

"okay then" - the banana just walked away, confused with what just happened

 

[Loktar]

....

 

[StringTheorist]

an annoying little peanut with legs popped out of nowhere and twisted the banana's nipples, and then it quickly disappeared

 

[StringTheorist]

"OOW!" - the banana said "and WTF, why did it had human legs!?

 

[Loktar]

XTC

 

[StringTheorist]

Yeah, whatever, i have just 5 more posts to go.

 

[StringTheorist]

having said this, String Theorist....ehh, done something he can't think of

 

[StringTheorist]

filler

 

[StringTheorist]

"Your story sucked, String Theorist!" - said everybody.

Yeah, I know, and you just wasted your time by reading it! HA! You have been successfully trolled.

End of story.

You have gained 10,000 experience points for successfully trolling whoever read this.
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