SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

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So, he wanted to create something beautiful, but he didn't knew what!

 

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He decided to go outside and look for ideas...

 

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He saw a furry dawg.

 

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"Hello, furry dawg!" - he said

 

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"Hawoo! Bark you!" - the dog said, kicked him, and went home to its family of sparrows.

 

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Nasko sat down crying.

 

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"Why are you crying, Nasko?" - said a walking WoW banner - "You can always be happy with WoW!"

 

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After hearing that, Nasko stood up, happier. "WoW sucks" - he mumbled. But he was inspired.

 

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He went home and started painting.

 

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After hours and hours of painting, taking pictures, and photoshopping (mostly photoshopping), his masterpiece was done.

 

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It was a giant gypsy woman, with her legs opened widely, and something looking like water falling from her vagina. It falls on a wonderful city, with his personal heroes drawn there - Superman, Spiderman, Azis, Milko Kalaijiev, Super Mario, Luigi, some furry muscular nigga talking nonsenses about mathematics and physics, The Teletubbies, Petko, some krieg black metal guy, and of course, the mast0r, Simo!

 

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They were all happi, bathing in the warm waters of the gypsy vagina.

 

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Just that nigga guy wasn't bathing at her waters. He was too busy controlling the world.

 

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Then he grabbed the .jpg file, and went into the toilet, running.

 

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His father was taking a shit (and making the according noises, too), but he was too excited to notice that.

 

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"HEY DAD, HEY DAD!!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!" said he and showed him the pic.

 

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His dad looked at the picture, and replied with: "MAIKA TI DA EBA PROSTA MAHAI SE OTTUKA PEDAL GROZEN NE ISKAM DA TE VIJDAM! FALCON PUNCH!!!!!" and falcon punched him out of his home.

 

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Nasko, rejected and beated, just sat down the bench, and cried. Again. What an emofag loser.

 

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But then his inner (spiderman-like) feeling told him to JUMP THE FUCK AWAY!!! and he jumped away.

 

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It seems as it was a fake alert, since everything was as calm as before.