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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

So, he wanted to create something beautiful, but he didn't knew what!
 
He decided to go outside and look for ideas...
 
"Hello, furry dawg!" - he said
 
"Hawoo! Bark you!" - the dog said, kicked him, and went home to its family of sparrows.
 
"Why are you crying, Nasko?" - said a walking WoW banner - "You can always be happy with WoW!"
 
After hearing that, Nasko stood up, happier. "WoW sucks" - he mumbled. But he was inspired.
 
He went home and started painting.
 
After hours and hours of painting, taking pictures, and photoshopping (mostly photoshopping), his masterpiece was done.
 
It was a giant gypsy woman, with her legs opened widely, and something looking like water falling from her vagina. It falls on a wonderful city, with his personal heroes drawn there - Superman, Spiderman, Azis, Milko Kalaijiev, Super Mario, Luigi, some furry muscular nigga talking nonsenses about mathematics and physics, The Teletubbies, Petko, some krieg black metal guy, and of course, the mast0r, Simo!
 
They were all happi, bathing in the warm waters of the gypsy vagina.
 
Just that nigga guy wasn't bathing at her waters. He was too busy controlling the world.
 
Then he grabbed the .jpg file, and went into the toilet, running.
 
His father was taking a shit (and making the according noises, too), but he was too excited to notice that.
 
"HEY DAD, HEY DAD!!! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE!" said he and showed him the pic.
 
His dad looked at the picture, and replied with: "MAIKA TI DA EBA PROSTA MAHAI SE OTTUKA PEDAL GROZEN NE ISKAM DA TE VIJDAM! FALCON PUNCH!!!!!" and falcon punched him out of his home.
 
Nasko, rejected and beated, just sat down the bench, and cried. Again. What an emofag loser.
 
But then his inner (spiderman-like) feeling told him to JUMP THE FUCK AWAY!!! and he jumped away.
 
It seems as it was a fake alert, since everything was as calm as before.
 
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