StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
But in the process of jumping, he hit his head, and forgot why was he sad. He went home, and then flought (or whatever is "fly" in past form) over his home again.
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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!
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StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
But this time, he was tougher, and didn't cried.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
Suddenly, he felt huge ass itch.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
He then walked backwards, without watching, until he reached the nearest tree. Then he stratched the hell out of his ass.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
After he decided it's not itching anymore, his ass started itching again, this time slightly. He walked backwards to the next tree. But when he tried to stratch his ass on it, he felt that this tree is really soft...
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
He slowly turned around, and saw it was Birsen's leg! Then he saw Birsen!
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
"RAAAWAAAAGRAAAHGRGHRAAAAAWWWARWARGHR" - Birsen said. Nasko started running as fast as he can.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
That fat boy was running so hard, that he lost his additional weight, and become as fit as a cucumber!
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
He kept running, and Birsen kept chasing him, destroying the whole New Market City (in the state of Deliorhman) in the process.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
And he kept running...
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
And he kept running...
Double post.
Double post.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
Until he realized that Birsen wasn't chasing him at all. "Boy, how stupid am I!" - he thought.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
He then returned to Birsen, and attacked.
Hacko casts [MOTHER FLAME] with the spell words of "MAIKA TI DA EBA!" (nice move, an armor penetrating spell)
Hacko did 214 Phlame damage!
Birsen missed Hacko!
Hacko casts a [Triforce Power]
Birsen stomped Hasko for 0 damage.
Hacko casts [SISTER FLAME] with the spell words "ISKAM DA EBA SESTRATI"!
Hacko did 102 Phlame damage!
Birsen stomped Hacko for 0 damage.
Hacko punches Birsen for 0.0001 damage. Experimenting is never bad.
Birsen tried to stomp Hacko, but he moxiously evades her attack!
Hacko gets [RAGE!!!] active.
Hacko casts [WHOLE FAMILY PHLAME] with the spell words of "MAIKATI DA EBA I BA6TATI I LELQTI I VUI4OTI I KAKATI DAEBA AZ DA EBA!!!"
Hacko did 836 Phlame damage! Critical strike!
Birsen stomped Hacko for 0 damage, breaking the last triangle of his [TRIFORCE]!
Hacko uses the ability [ASS-STAB].
Hacko did 14 piercing damage.
Birsen stomped Hacko for---
Hacko: Oh no, what am I gonna do!? It's all over!!! JUST KIDDING! I ACTIVATE MY TRAP!!!
Hacko activates the NO U! trapcard.
Birsen took 1204 blunt damage.
Hacko casts [TITS OR GTFO], apparently he hit the wrong button. Oh noes...
Birsen tells him to screw his uncle. Whew.
Hacko uses item [PICS OF ZARKO'S ASS]. Ouch.
Birsen took 2435 horrifying damage.
Birsen casts the spell [SUMMON TOILET] with the magical words "AHULYAHUMAHULYAHAWAA!"
Hacko accidentally steps on his head, missing his turn.
Birsen casts the spell [SHIT!] with the magical words "AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!". It's a channeled spell.
Birsen gained 3000 hit points.
Hacko uses the spell [EPIC PWN] by throwing a screenshot of a rickroll, zarkoroll, the game, and more crap, at Birsen.
Birsen took infinite damage. With a mighty roar, it fell on the ground, causing it to shook.
Hacko casts [MOTHER FLAME] with the spell words of "MAIKA TI DA EBA!" (nice move, an armor penetrating spell)
Hacko did 214 Phlame damage!
Birsen missed Hacko!
Hacko casts a [Triforce Power]
Birsen stomped Hasko for 0 damage.
Hacko casts [SISTER FLAME] with the spell words "ISKAM DA EBA SESTRATI"!
Hacko did 102 Phlame damage!
Birsen stomped Hacko for 0 damage.
Hacko punches Birsen for 0.0001 damage. Experimenting is never bad.
Birsen tried to stomp Hacko, but he moxiously evades her attack!
Hacko gets [RAGE!!!] active.
Hacko casts [WHOLE FAMILY PHLAME] with the spell words of "MAIKATI DA EBA I BA6TATI I LELQTI I VUI4OTI I KAKATI DAEBA AZ DA EBA!!!"
Hacko did 836 Phlame damage! Critical strike!
Birsen stomped Hacko for 0 damage, breaking the last triangle of his [TRIFORCE]!
Hacko uses the ability [ASS-STAB].
Hacko did 14 piercing damage.
Birsen stomped Hacko for---
Hacko: Oh no, what am I gonna do!? It's all over!!! JUST KIDDING! I ACTIVATE MY TRAP!!!
Hacko activates the NO U! trapcard.
Birsen took 1204 blunt damage.
Hacko casts [TITS OR GTFO], apparently he hit the wrong button. Oh noes...
Birsen tells him to screw his uncle. Whew.
Hacko uses item [PICS OF ZARKO'S ASS]. Ouch.
Birsen took 2435 horrifying damage.
Birsen casts the spell [SUMMON TOILET] with the magical words "AHULYAHUMAHULYAHAWAA!"
Hacko accidentally steps on his head, missing his turn.
Birsen casts the spell [SHIT!] with the magical words "AAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!". It's a channeled spell.
Birsen gained 3000 hit points.
Hacko uses the spell [EPIC PWN] by throwing a screenshot of a rickroll, zarkoroll, the game, and more crap, at Birsen.
Birsen took infinite damage. With a mighty roar, it fell on the ground, causing it to shook.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
After 9 minutes, Birsen's corpse disappeared.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
The whole town gathered around Hacko. Meanwhile, the dead people and buildings reaspawned.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
Everyone was happy. The dog apologized to Hacko, and even offered him dog steaks. Whether he denied or not, nodoby knows.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
Hacko got 6 levels worth of experience, and he found a bunch of epic items.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
And he got laid, lol.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
Though there weren't any chicks in the town currently. Whoopsie...
A few hours ago, his father came out of the toilet, and apologized to him. But then his dog died. Oh, well.
A few hours ago, his father came out of the toilet, and apologized to him. But then his dog died. Oh, well.
StringTheorist
My previous title sucked.
And there was a happy end, and they ate, drunk, and had fun! Though at the party, there were a bunch of gypsies who tried to divide by zero, but a black guy pointed out that if they divide by zero, they will get wrong results, at the math field they were at.