SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

[Loktar]

obligatory daily spam post

 

[Yub]

SPAM MORE YOU FAT LAZY GIT! ARE YOU FINGERS SO BLOATED THEY CANNOT HIT THE RIGHT KEYS? SPAM FATASS SPAM.

 

[eloisel]

Is there a spam phone?

 

[eloisel]

I'm participating in spamming for a cause.

 

[eloisel]

I'm not much for causes.

 

[eloisel]

No one ever supports my causes.

 

[eloisel]

So, I tend not to be interested in supporting theirs.

 

[eloisel]

Not that I can't be bothered.

 

[eloisel]

I can.

 

[eloisel]

But, I don't appreciate people wanting me to support their causes when they don't help support mine.

 

[eloisel]

It isn't like I have ridiculous causes either.

 

[eloisel]

I want a bus service in my city.

 

[Loktar]

SPAM MORE YOU FAT LAZY GIT! ARE YOU FINGERS SO BLOATED THEY CANNOT HIT THE RIGHT KEYS? SPAM FATASS SPAM.

SORRY I'LL TRY AND HAVE LESS OF A REAL LIFE AND TELL MY PARENTS THAT I DON'T WANT TO FIND A JOB OR EAT DINNER WITH THEM.

I'LL BE AN UNGRATEFUL BITCH AND GET TOSSED OUT INTO THE STREET WHERE THE SUMMER HEAT WILL MELT MY SHOES TO THE SIDEWALK. WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY? HUH?!!! HUH?!!!

 

[eloisel]

I don't want Fred Phelps and the WBC cult gang being in my neck of the woods spouting their hatred.

 

[eloisel]

I want the leader of any country contemplating going to war to call me first and ask me what I think about that.

 

[Loktar]

I want pie

 

[eloisel]

I want everyone to be kind to domesticated house pets.

 

[eloisel]

I want pie

Me too, with a cup of coffee.

 

[eloisel]

Too bad you don't live down the street Loktar. We could meet up at Denny's for pie and coffee.

 

[eloisel]

I would love to be able to drink juice again. I miss orange juice.