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SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

I was sleeping so very nicely.
 
then my daughter came home and woke me up at 12:45 a.m.
 
sounds delicious. And so does the pie and coffee.
 
she wanted me to go with her to scout where her group will meet and stand to protest Fred Phelps and the WBC cult gang when they pass through this area for some of their planned protests. Then she wanted to go for quesadillas at Taco Bell.
 
Now, I'm up and spamming for a cause.
 
I think we might have to define the method in which Conchaga exposes himself.
 
When we reach 4,990, as we count down to the 5000 mark, Conchaga should have to remove an article of clothing for each post and do it live on a webcam.
 
A three minute video with him dancing and shaking his rump to something with a beat?
 
And, he has to do a sexy dance while he removes his articles of clothing.
 
A series of tasteful yet erotic pictures, 45 in all?
 
Yub said:
A three minute video with him dancing and shaking his rump to something with a beat?
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Spooky. You were on the same wave length as me.
 
Chasing the Google Streetview car throwing articles of clothing he removes from his person at it?
 
Streaking a major sporting event.
 
We should have a fabulous discussion on some fascinating subject. People will be sorry they missed out on it.
 
Streaking across the White House lawn, giving an unsuspecting Michelle Obama a kiss and being tackled by Secret Service agents?
 
I have to go eat dinner now. Sadly. I'll be back to spam it up hardcore in roughly four hours. Unless I'm tired or sexing the wife up. HAWT.
 
Dinner? It is 2:46 a.m.
 
Enjoy your dinner.
 
I've got to go back to bed myself. I'm tired.
 
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