What's new
Troll Kingdom

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

SPAMCAPITAL VII: Conchaga is a douchebag!!

meow, meow, meow
(cat for "I want sardines now.")
 
But, we're out of sardines my little pussy foots.
 
meow ... meow ... meow ...


...

meow

(cat for "I said I want sardines .... NOW!")
 
But, it is very late ... or very early, depending on how you look at it. I'm going out later and will pick you up some sardines, Mr. Pussy Foots.
 
meow, meow, meow, meow, yeow, yow, meow.

(which is cat for "Oh, that is okay. I'm going to place strategically a shit log under your pillows.")
 
You little bastard. You know how much I hate that. If you do that again I'm going to have your nuts cut so deep you'll wish you weren't born a male cat.
 
mew, mew, meow, yow, yeow, meow, mew.

(which is cat for "then get me sardines, now, and don't forget the grape jelly.")
 
oh you are a lucky little kitty, Mr. Pussy Foots. Kiddo fetched you a can of sardines and we still have some grape jelly in the fridge. Come eat this up, angel cakes, pudding pop, babykins, dumpling pie.
 
*gag, spit, sputter, yech, wretch, and vomit*
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEW, YOW, YEOW, MEW, MEOW ....
 
What's a matter Mr. Pussy Foots? That wasabi not quite to your liking? If you ever put another shit log in my bed, or even threaten to do so again, it won't be wasabi in your sardines. I'll put rat poison and ground up glass in there you nasty little bastard.
 
mew, mew, mew, mew, mew.
(cat for "I'm sorry for being a bad boy. I won't do it no more.")
 
Okay, then. I'm sorry I over reacted. Here's some smoked salmon and lobster. I still have some of that Pounce cat crack you like too.
 
purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
*rubs against me*
 
I love you too.
 
mew, mew, mew
(which is cat for, "thanks for the fish.")
 
5 more to a new milestone - 1500 - 3500 from the "prize"
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top