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You little bastard. You know how much I hate that. If you do that again I'm going to have your nuts cut so deep you'll wish you weren't born a male cat.
oh you are a lucky little kitty, Mr. Pussy Foots. Kiddo fetched you a can of sardines and we still have some grape jelly in the fridge. Come eat this up, angel cakes, pudding pop, babykins, dumpling pie.
What's a matter Mr. Pussy Foots? That wasabi not quite to your liking? If you ever put another shit log in my bed, or even threaten to do so again, it won't be wasabi in your sardines. I'll put rat poison and ground up glass in there you nasty little bastard.