Star Trek: Picard

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah it's a bit annoying that it's not on Netflix when they have literally every other Trek (even TAS!) I should refuse to ever feature the Picard show in Wacky Reviews: Star Trek.

 

[whisky]

It's OK, when Disney buys Netflix and amazon they will all be under one roof.

I'm hoping to be wrong, but I feel like this show will be disappointing.

Also you put all your eggs in one basket when you name a show after one character, Patrick might wake up one day and think he is too old for this shit, so then you have a show called Picard with no Picard.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I predict a 3-season shelf life by design, which is something they would not disclose upfront.

 

[whisky]

I don't think it will go past one, at least with him in the lead.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Depends on how many episodes constitutes a season. Could be anywhere from 6 to 18.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm sure they signed him to an airtight contract for a certain number of episodes. Not every Trek series has to go seven seasons anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Especially on streaming channels. Netflix is brutal about cancelling shows.

 

[Cassie]

What if it looks like THIS?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Picard never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I might be impressed if this turns out to be good. Given the people in charge, I doubt it. Surprise me. Please.

As Scotty himself once said, "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."

 

[CaptainWacky]

What have you got against Michael Chabon?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[The Tomtrek]

Looks to be accurate...

 

[CaptainWacky]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He finally looks old.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The timing of today’s teaser release was both sentimental and symbolic. Today is the 25th anniversary of “All Good Things,” the final episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The series finale capped a seven season run that established Next Generation as the most enduring small-screen mission in the storied history of the overall Star Trek brand.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

I hope he winds up being married to Dr. Pulaski.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the first episode is just one long sex scene.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But first, a montage of every TNG character who had to wear old age makeup in an episode, and what they look like now.

 

[Starship Coyote]

And the first episode is just one long sex scene.

In the grape vinyard.