Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker???????

[whisky]

Why would it worry him to be killed by Vader when he had a new body waiting for him?

 

[Starship Coyote]

I don't care how much you believe in reincarnation, if someone tries to throw you down a well, you're gonna fight.

 

[Volpone]

If you can lift something as big as an X-Wing using The Force, why not just lift yourself and fly around?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Cuz it doesn't work that way, that's why.

 

[whisky]

Watched it again today, you never see Lukes right hand, like they couldn't decide if it should be a robot hand or not, so it's just constantly under his cloak and he does everything left handed.

 

[Volpone]

Watched it again today, you never see Lukes right hand, like they couldn't decide if it should be a robot hand or not, so it's just constantly under his cloak and he does everything left handed.

"FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP!"

I have not seen this movie. Probably won't. A couple people I respect have said good things about it, but I was so bored that I read the spoiler synopsis and am totally underwhelmed. It had hit the second-run theaters before the coronapocalypse, but I didn't go and now, who knows? I'm afraid after 4 underwhelming movies out of 8, I just don't care. Yes, it is a childhood dream to see the whole 9 film saga, but the childhood dream was BS and I believed in Santa Claus at one point too.

 

[Volpone]

Jesus, I'm reading the synopsis at The Agony Booth and it is like bad fanfiction. Terrible fanfiction. The worst shitty retarded possible writing you could come up with. So glad I skipped this. Eat a bag of dicks, Disney.