Starbucks Barista Whores

[Dr Dave]

Out of penises!

 

[Love Child]

To add to the starbucks conversation-wtf is up with thier pastries? They are hard and unedible? People actually eat this shit?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well you must have tried them at least.

 

[Love Child]

Well you must have tried them at least.

Yeah, unfortunately. Sometimes I like thier cookies-but you have to get them fresh, cinamon swirl coffee cake isn't bad, and my favorite seasonal cranberry bliss bar is the best!
But I swear-I hate everything else!

 

[Dr Dave]

To add to the starbucks conversation-wtf is up with thier pastries? They are hard and unedible? People actually eat this shit?

It would seem so.

I never order their food when I go there personally.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Fuck Starbucks, I just bought this baby:

Keurig Platinum. Perfectly brews a single cup of coffee, in under a minute. It's dope, bro.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh my.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Fuck Starbucks, I just bought this baby:

Keurig Platinum. Perfectly brews a single cup of coffee, in under a minute. It's dope, bro.

Got one of these as a wedding gift. I like to pretend it's an M-79 whenever I load one of those little cartridges.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does your wife dress up a "barista whore" when she uses it?

 

[Dr Dave]

If not, why not?

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Does your wife dress up a "barista whore" when she uses it?

If not, why not?

Man, she barely tolerates the St. Pauli Girl outfit I make her wear whenever we throw a kegger.

 

[Dr Dave]

A fine outfit.

 

[Oh my god it's Robby!]

dude, i gotta check Starbucks out :yes: when i am better :fiddle:

 

[Dual]

Hey Robby, next time I'm up north shall we blaze?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fuck Starbucks, I just bought this baby:

Keurig Platinum. Perfectly brews a single cup of coffee, in under a minute. It's dope, bro.

We have/had one of those in our office. Loved the Hazelnut flavor.

But now I work remotely from home, and have to grind my own beans (yes, I do that). I don't drink enough coffee at home to warrant buying that fancy machine for myself.

I don't ever, ever spend money in Starbuck's. I never liked their coffee, and I certainly don't like it now that they are overblown and done. Give me Dunkin Donuts or the local mom & pop shop any day.

 

[Dr Dave]

I tried the Dunkin Donuts coffee that you can get in the store...

It was not particularly good.

Dunno how the stuff in the Dunkin Donuts shop is, we don't have any around here.

 

[Hambil]

If you aren't making espresso one of these will make you a better cup of coffee than any machine, especially if you grind the beans fresh. And it's a hell of a lot cheaper.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I tried the Dunkin Donuts coffee that you can get in the store...

It was not particularly good.

Dunno how the stuff in the Dunkin Donuts shop is, we don't have any around here.

They add syrup to the coffee to make flavors in the shop, so I don't see how their store-bought beans could duplicate the flavor very well.

Mostly their coffee tastes good because they add double the sugar that you ask them to.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

If you aren't making espresso one of these will make you a better cup of coffee than any machine, especially if you grind the beans fresh. And it's a hell of a lot cheaper.

I had one of those for years. The only cons are that it's a bitch to clean properly, and that little sludge-layer of tiny coffee grounds at the bottom of every cup.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I would rarely grind & brew the beans fresh --usually because I'd have my coffee at 5:45 in the morning at I've yet to come across a quiet coffee grinder (and I can't stand those little handheld ones). My neighbors would wake up thinking I was woodchipping bodies. Most of the time I'd just grind down a whole bag into a liter container & put it in the fridge.