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Stephen Fry Meltdown #49696

She'd have to die for me to think about someone else. I take my marriage vows seriously.

The kids would have to die for me to leave the country. I think I'd want to.

Hence "catastrophically" .
 
You know that self sensoring thing I occasionally do?

You might want to look into that.
 
Meh. I've not had coffee in awhile, thanks to some gastric thing that won't go away. I blame all my recent shortcomings on lack of caffeine. I'm going through withdrawals.


*hits whisky with a shovel*
 
Don't make me create a "if anything happens to me look these people up" list...
 
I'm thinking about starting a thread about bowel movements, specifically mine, to be updated daily.
 
I'm thinking about starting a thread about bowel movements, specifically mine, to be updated daily.

You do and I'll bump all those threads about eating and/or cooking with cum.
 
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