Stitches

[Tyrant]

Updates coming soon, unless gangrene takes me while I sleep.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

Perhaps you could name it Diacanu?

Anyway, that looks painful. What part of the arm is it?

The fat part of the arm.

 

[Tyrant]

I've been having quite a bit of trouble getting a good night's rest. I've been forgetful, lethargic, and strangely sensitive. I wonder if I got a bit of fat in my bloodstream, like in the Witches of Eastwick film where the doctor etc. Should I even be asking over the Internet?

 

[Tyrant]

Fucking nightmare. It'd make a good flick. Something like Lost, very scary.

 

[Friday]

Messenger!!! Go see a doctor if you already haven't. You need some antibiotics. Sorry about the arm.

Ramping up your symptoms in the ER doesn't work all the time. I was recently in the ER with a bad stomach ailment. Puking like the dickens, and it was so bad I puked on the waiting room floor. And I'm one of those noisy pukers.

Still had to wait 2 hours. They eventually gave me a puke bucket.

Puke.

Seriously, Messy, take good care of that arm. You're the only Messenger we have.

 

[Elrod Jericoho]

I apologize for being a dick on this thread. I hope your arm gets better, Messenger.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I've set up a doc's appointment for tomorrow.

What's the word?