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STOP FUCKING MAKING UP WORDS

Losertron.
 
Cockles McGee
 
Keep it up, you finstrels, I'm getting my sharpestrator.
 
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
 
KNUCKLEHEAD McSPAZZATRON
 
UNPOSSIBLE!
 
Some guy on the radio was calling in to make a series of points. He said "Firstively blah blah blah, Secondively blah blah." The host ran him off, which made me happy, than mocked him soundly for an hour, which made me happier still.
 
Thirdively blah blah blah
 
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy.
 
Donovan said:
THAT MEAN THE SAME GODDAMN THING AS THE WORDS YOU'RE REPLACING! IF YOU CAN STAYCATION, THEN I CAN DRIVE AN RV OVER YOUR FUCKING HEADCATION! YOU CHILLAX ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILLAX YOU WITH A GINORMOUS BLUNT OBJECT. YOU ARE NOT COOL WHEN YOU DO THIS; YOU ARE A...A...MORETARD! SEE, I HAD TO INVENT A NEW WORD FOR HOW IMBECILIC YOU HAVE BECOME. SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DRIVEN ME TO, YOU SUCKTACULAR MORETARD?


Whew, now I feel better. Carry on.
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I'll add one. Stop fucking making up stupid dual names!
 
You mean like "Blackfoot NAP" and "Cee Jay" and "Steve Samurai Jack"?

I get you.
 
Donovan said:
THAT MEAN THE SAME GODDAMN THING AS THE WORDS YOU'RE REPLACING! IF YOU CAN STAYCATION, THEN I CAN DRIVE AN RV OVER YOUR FUCKING HEADCATION! YOU CHILLAX ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL KILLAX YOU WITH A GINORMOUS BLUNT OBJECT. YOU ARE NOT COOL WHEN YOU DO THIS; YOU ARE A...A...MORETARD! SEE, I HAD TO INVENT A NEW WORD FOR HOW IMBECILIC YOU HAVE BECOME. SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DRIVEN ME TO, YOU SUCKTACULAR MORETARD?


Whew, now I feel better. Carry on.
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That was awesome!
 
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