Stupid hoover bit hit me in the face

[whisky]

Going to sue dyson

 

[whisky]

Marcus Dyson, should never have invented Yoyodnyne propulsions systems

 

[curiousa2z]

did it bite you whilst you were "a teensy bit" drunk?

 

[whisky]

I kept standing on it, because it was near the computer, so I took it out the room and showed my wife, but because it had a swivel joint gravity swiveled it round into my face

There is no future but what we make

 

[curiousa2z]

amen.

 

[The Tomtrek]

If a Hoover bit you in the face, why are you suing Dyson and not Hoover?

 

[curiousa2z]

because he's a teensy bit drunk!!!!

 

[Dual]

I had an ill-tempered basset hound named Hoover. He, too, was known to play with the occasional human chew toy.

 

[whisky]

Hoover is just a generic name for a vacume cleaner, it is in fact a dyson.

I wanted a dyson sphere, but the whole demolsihing planets to build it thing made it impractible

 

[Cassie]

IT NEVER LOSES SUCTION! (I know why you wanted the Dyson!)

 

[Dr Dave]

I kept shaging it, because it was near the computer, so I took it out the room and showed my wife, but because it had a swivel joint gravity swiveled it round into my face

There is no future but what we make

fixed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Face to face interview with COLONEL WANK?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The vacuum cleaner's campaign of terror continues! My back still hasn't recovered from the run in with the hoover (Dyson) on Monday.

 

[whisky]

Fuck these Dysons and their reign of terror!

Who will be next, Gagh, Tomtrek, Beutros Beutros Gallie?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Dyson invents bladeless fan

http://www.livescience.com/technology/091013-dyson-fan.html

http://www.livescience.com/common/media/video/player.php?videoRef=LS_091013_dyson-airflow

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He should invent the vacuum facemask next.

 

[whisky]

He's a clever chap, I just wonder how noisy it will be?