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Stupid hoover bit hit me in the face

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Going to sue dyson
 
Marcus Dyson, should never have invented Yoyodnyne propulsions systems
 
did it bite you whilst you were "a teensy bit" drunk?
 
I kept standing on it, because it was near the computer, so I took it out the room and showed my wife, but because it had a swivel joint gravity swiveled it round into my face

There is no future but what we make
 
amen.
 
If a Hoover bit you in the face, why are you suing Dyson and not Hoover?
 
because he's a teensy bit drunk!!!!
 
I had an ill-tempered basset hound named Hoover. He, too, was known to play with the occasional human chew toy.
 
Hoover is just a generic name for a vacume cleaner, it is in fact a dyson.

I wanted a dyson sphere, but the whole demolsihing planets to build it thing made it impractible
 
IT NEVER LOSES SUCTION! (I know why you wanted the Dyson!)
 
whisky said:
I kept shaging it, because it was near the computer, so I took it out the room and showed my wife, but because it had a swivel joint gravity swiveled it round into my face

There is no future but what we make
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fixed.
 
Face to face interview with COLONEL WANK?
 
The vacuum cleaner's campaign of terror continues! My back still hasn't recovered from the run in with the hoover (Dyson) on Monday. :(
 
Fuck these Dysons and their reign of terror!

Who will be next, Gagh, Tomtrek, Beutros Beutros Gallie?
 
He should invent the vacuum facemask next.
 
He's a clever chap, I just wonder how noisy it will be?
 
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