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Suggest a name for my penis

Yub

Yub

Anachrophobic
It's currently nameless and I feel we haven't bonded enough. Perhaps giving my penis a name will help us as a team.

I'll attempt to answer any questions in order to help you select the right name..
 
Tractor.

I can back this up with further analogies - but it's a winner. Especially if you wish to convince a girl that anal sex is a good idea.
 
Angela Lansbury.
 
beats tractor has to be said.

The lack of arguements for anal sex are more than made up for in the "Mystery solving" gags
 
and my chopper
 
OMG I am feeling so sorry for your penis right now Yub. I didn't just say that.

I tried thinking of a name and all I came up with were words, words like man and power and yub.
 
I forgot. I already named it Fat Albert and forgot. Starbys suggests IIRC, and I went for it because I could sing the theme whenever I had an erect penis.

Hey, hey, hey!
Here's Fat Albert
And I'm gonna sing a song for you
And this is gonna show you
A thing or two
You'll have some fun now
With me and the gang
Learning from each other
While we do our thang
Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Na, na, na
Gonna have a good time
Hey, hey, hey!
 
Hervé Villechaize
 
Captain Whacky.
 
Sperminator 2: Pudgement Day
 
Velvet Moonbeam
 
Shouldn't naming Yub's penis be a job for Mrs. Yub?
 
Mrs. Yub will like the name "Velvet Moonbeam."
 
Your evil Clone.

Like Luuke Skywalker.
 
I'm morally ambiguous though. So my clone would be...morally biguous?
 
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