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SAUSAGEMAN

SAUSAGEMAN

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I just saw Jeffrey "yes, that Jeffrey Coombs" Coombs perform "Nevermore - An Evening With Edgar Allan Poe".

It ruled, Poe rules, Jeffrey Coombs rules.


That's all.
 
You make me want to be a better nerd.
 
ACTING Grand Nagus Brunt!
 
That's very nice, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to steal your thunder.

Met William Shatner today.
 
That does trump Jeffrey Coombs.
 
Well crap! Upstaged again.
 
I'm afraid I'm going to have to put all of you to shame. I met Mr Patel down at the newsagents, Mum & Dad, my mate Alan, and Cyril down the allotment today.
 
I went to Poe's house and smoked a joint. I trump you all!
 
TELL US ABOUT SHATNER HMMMMMMMMPH
 
Went to "An Audience with William Shatner", where he spoke for an hour or so about his current projects (all 9 million of them!), how his Hasbeen album came about, why TFF was such a mess and various other things. It was kind of a Q&A, except his As lasted about 15 minutes each. He really likes to talk. I'd qualify that by saying that he really likes to talk "about himself". But that was kind of the point of the event, I guess, so it's hard to tell if he was living up to his reputation of being a bit self absorbed, or if he was just discussing the subject that every audience member was patently going to share an interest in - William Shatner. Anyway, it was really, really good. He's got a great sense of humour and he's very good at telling stories, of which he has many.

Afterward he was available for autographs and photos, so I had my photo taken with him. It was a nice day. :)
 
So, you've met both Nimoy and teh Shat. You bastard.
 
Next week I'm off to dig up DeForest Kelley's grave so I can complete the triumvirate.
 
If you need help with that, just give me a ring.
 
Are you the real McCoy, or will you just tip off the police?
 
I'm the real McCoy. FUCK THE POPO
 
They don't call him Bones for nuthin.
 
In the bobo?

(see, I'm bringing the thread full circle now, Sausage likes bobosex)
 
That's right. In the bobo! With their nighsticks while tasing their face. IN THE FACE
 
Do you think the Founders programmed the Vorta to enjoy taking it in the bobo?

OK, NOW the thread is full circle. :D
 
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