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Surgery

To FBI and Dual, I'll do my best to live through this! :) the mortality rate for anesthesia in 20 year old's is super duper low. I'm pretty sure I'll be fine! :)

Also, thanks Aquehonga!! :) :techman:
 
Dual said:
Ah, my bad. Thanks for the correction.
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Im just keeping you on your toes, you not that bad just watch the 'to' and your be ok

Shin ru should in theory mean to die, but dont put them together,...


stupid language wait till you start writing it...
 
I do write it. :p I have a kanji test in three hours. Really, I'm just glad that in a month and a half I'll be done with this language, forever.
 
WillsZenith said:
Im just keeping you on your toes, you not that bad just watch the 'to' and your be ok

Shin ru should in theory mean to die, but dont put them together,...


stupid language wait till you start writing it...
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Skibe Desu ka?


I am rusty and Skibe may be spelled wrong. My Hiragana is even rustier than the spoken
 
Loktar said:
Good luck with the surgery, hummus.

Hurry back, I don't know how long I can last without your sex updates.:p
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Thanks! lol. I don't think sex will be happening for awhile. :( We had absolutely amazing sex on Sunday though!! It was fucking amazing!! I'm hoping she can maybe give me a blow job tonight before surgery! :P
 
aeommai said:
you are a lucky man, LOL make sure not to injure your jaw anymore from screaming in ecstasy.
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not sure lucky is the best way to describe me right now. :P I am thinking sex shouldn't happen until after I get my jaws unwired (November 16th) because I don't want to strain them too much.
 
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classichummus said:
Thank you for that translation. I had no idea what the fuck he was saying. He doesn't support my surgery. He doesn't think it's a good idea or worth it. Whatever, it's my choice and it's far too late to back out now.
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I could have broken your jaw for you for free.
 
classichummus said:
Thanks! lol. I don't think sex will be happening for awhile. :( We had absolutely amazing sex on Sunday though!! It was fucking amazing!! I'm hoping she can maybe give me a blow job tonight before surgery! :P
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Be sure to tell her that afterwards, while you're recovering and on a battery of painkillers, your come will taste like a peppermint smoothie.
 
In the meantime, drink a lot of fruit juice and breath mints. It actually will make your man juice taste better.
 
Hummus is back, and he's been turned into Frankenstein's monster. More from him when he awakens from his morphine induced slumber.
 
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