Susie says the darnedest things

The Question

Eternal
A thoroughly surreal conversation:

[11:50] <Susie> could say, their d say, it's actually that hot repairman
[11:50] <TheSaint> Is that what you think about Susie?
[11:50] <Susie> what makes it sound boring
[11:50] <TheSaint> Probably the fact that it's boring makes it sound boring Susie
[11:50] <Susie> that my cunt can't faggot a cupcakeer,, know you were to everyone
[11:50] <TheSaint> Watch your language Susie
[11:50] <Susie> your legs or breasts
[11:50] <TheSaint> No YOUR legs or breasts Susie
[11:50] <Susie> breasts to grab a banana
[11:50] <TheSaint> You have prehensile breasts Susie?
[11:50] <Susie> have them all Susie
[11:51] <TheSaint> Jeez Susie that's weird
[11:51] <Susie> weird Al premiere all his fault
[11:51] <TheSaint> Don't blame him Susie
[11:51] <Susie> Don't grow on me
[11:51] <TheSaint> infatuated Susie?
[11:51] <Susie> Susie? AND TOMTREK
[11:51] <TheSaint> Oh you're infatuated with Tomtrek. That makes sense Susie
[11:51] <Susie> you're next
[11:51] <TheSaint> Is that a threat Susie?
[11:51] <Susie> threat to the internet to ruin everything
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<!CaptainWacky> Susie do bandaids fix bullet holes?
<Susie> bandaids can't fix bullet holes
<!CaptainWacky> thanks!
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
[15:41] <!CaptainWacky> does Susie get paid for talking to us?
[15:41] <Susie> talking about wanking to Cassie's flawless logic
[15:42] <!CaptainWacky> she does talk about wanking a lot...
[15:42] <!CaptainWacky> but hey, why not!
[15:43] <Dr_Dave> Susie gets fed. So that is payment.
[15:43] <Susie> that's why I try to set their cocks and do other things instead of bitching they are a lady book
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
* !CaptainWacky slaps Susie around a bit with a large trout
* Susie looks at you with this peanut butter covered butter knife
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
The singularity is here.
 

Cassie

Touching the monolith
Staff member
True FACT: I once knew a lady who stabbed her boyfriend with a peanut butter covered butter knife.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Was that the boyfriend's name?
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
For Eggs.

<!CaptainWacky> Susie Jedward
<Susie> Jedward ARE PREPARING A BUBBLE and another for Adult webcam chats
<!CaptainWacky> !
<!CaptainWacky> Eggs must be told
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<MooGoo> yea
<Susie> yea fuck paying taxes dude I dont
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
[16:03] <Dr_Dave> !insult
[16:03] <Susie> Dr_Dave wants to kill Big Bird to eat him.
[16:03] <Dr_Dave> Only if he tastes like Chicken
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
<Tomtrek> At least Susie is here
<Susie> least Susie's still a cunt and she's been neutered
<!CaptainWacky> yes
<Susie> yes MA'AM
<!CaptainWacky> !
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
16:07] <Dr_Dave> !insult facebook
[16:07] <Susie> facebook insultadd dislikes The West Wing
[16:08] <Dr_Dave> FUCKING GOBSHIT FACEBOOK
 

Dr Dave

pillzlol
[15:15] <Dr_Dave> Susie Cassie
[15:15] <Susie> Cassie and Detective Team Adventures Halloween special MORE THAN incidentally heterosexual
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What's the point of reading it then!
 

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
[20:33] <CKLT> Oooooh, there was a nuclear holocaust in 2007!
[20:33] <CaptainWacky> I remmeber that!
[20:33] <Susie> that!'s what happens when you steal the bottle from the previous season,, so the ending of Hulk must take my leave of chat to direct Star Wars
 
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