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Suspicious behaviour on my street (part II)

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
In this thread I'll document all strange behaviour I see in my street, Rear Window style.

17:05: Black youth cycling by EXTREMELY slowly. Possibly on way to drugs den.
 
OLD PEOPLE walking down my street now. THey're out to kill my cat!
 
Someone's hammering next door, POSSIBLY THEIR WIFE'S HEAD IN.
 
It's been three hours, tell us what's happening now!
 
Thanks Cassie, this was starting to become Wacky's diary thread, where everybody joined in. (I don't mind really)

It's started to get dark, and so people have begun pulling up in their cars, beeping horns and playing the most monotonous drum and bass in existence as loud as they possibly can. This may be a prelude to an invasion of some description, I'll keep updating as long as I'm able to.
 
BLACK YOUTH CYCLING SLOWLY? CALL THE FUCKING POLICE! CALL SWAT! CALL PRESIDENT BLAIR!
 
HE'S WAS GOING EXTREMELY SLOWLY

OMG OMG WOMAN WITH BASKET ON WHEELS - COULD BE TERRORIST DECOY
 
Listen for Mysterons music, it's a sure sign of terrorists or Jermaine Jackson (easy to get confused)
 
Yeah. Also watch out for silhouttes of naked women dancing wildly (particularly with lots of arm flailing above the head) whilst flames lick up the outside of whatever they are silhoutted by.
 
omg! what happens next!!???
 
It's either dark, or Uhura is silhouetted against my window, dancing jungle rhythms.
 
Oh and a fox went past the kitchen window.
 
A cat came in and miaowed at me. NOT ONE OF OURS, I SHOT IT.
 
zOMG THIS IS JUST LIKE DISTURBIA
 
I hope you have your futuristic LASER GUNS prepared !
 
The real people won't burn so quickly.
 
lol - Fuddlemiff?
Anything new SUSPICIOUS happenings with YOU???

(this reminds me of hen Jillian tried to start a diary or something somewhere and warned us al not to post in it. I know you dont really mind, but it's teh funny!)
 
Dayton3's diary on TrekBBS was the best.
 
Wacky's diary thread was the same, we all joined in, but it's HIS diary, not ours!

Um, today a guy wandered past very slowly while talking on his phone and making glances at the house, then he picked up a piece of wood and through it as if expecting a dog to catch it, BUT HE HAD NO DOG

I think he was casing the joint!
 
That's why you should always be on the porch, armed with a shotgun. AT ALL TIMES.
 
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