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Suspicious behaviour on my street (part II)

Lots of AT-ATs
 
People playing loud music, possibly to disguise cries of those they're murdering?
 
shit!
I'm so derivative! :(
 
Hey curiousa2z don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
 
:D

Thanks Cassie!

*cranks up those tunes again*
 
i keep hearing the bus as it stops at the bus stop in front of my house.... there is a recording that announces each stop in a sort of HAL-like manner.....

to the untrained ear, it innocently announce the bus-route...but i can hear what it's really saying.....and i'm fairly sure i heard it tell me to "kill the bastards, justice must be served" but i can't be sure. sometimes the sound quality on those things is very poor.

but it is very suspicious, nonetheless.
 
DON'T GET ON THAT BUS!
 
uh oh. I have the urge to PLAY LOUD MUSIC AGAIN.....

get the dumpster ready!
 
I need some loud music to drown out the voices in my head.
 
I have tried to drown out the voices in my head with loud music. It doesn't work. They try to sing along... and it turns out the voices in my head can't carry a tune in a paper bag.
 
Train one of the psychosis induced voices in your head to be your very own version of Simon Cowell and have it tell the others "that was complete bullshit, it really was! You've ruined one of my favourite songs! Distinctly banal!"
 
Dreadful!
 
"Almost as bad as cabaret!"
 
"Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf."
 
For the second time in recent days, my Mum's spotted a man flashing in the nearby park. I was startled awake this morning to cries of "he's BACK! It's HIM again!!"
 
Tell her to take pictures!!
 
I was simply adjusting my belt!
 
What does a man with no trousers need with a belt? :D
 
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