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The Question
Eternal
That'th dethththththththththpicable.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Well, Thaint! If that'th your opinion, you need to thuck it.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
Oh fuck yes.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
I thometimeth think about Lord Rafflethth and wonder what became of him. He uthed to be a right bathard to me then he'd write me the thweeteth note apologithing for being a right bathard. He'd turn around and be a right bathtard immediately thereafter but it wath like he withed he could thop himthelf, he juth didn't have the thill.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
Oh hell yeah! In hith thtupid way he hath found a novel idea. If I write in lithp, it ith tho hard to read, my idiot couthin can't rip anything off.
NeonMercuryASH
beer, I want beer
E? Wath a "thill" Remember, I'm retarded.
'Gear
RIP 1970~2018
jack
The Legendary Troll King
A dwarf with a lisp goes to an agricultural show to buy a mare. He wanders around until he comes across a beautiful mare inside a small enclosure with a farmer standing at the gate.
He goes up to the farmer and says, “Excthuth me, can I have a look at your horth?”
“Sure”, says the farmer,”come on in.”
The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says to the farmer “Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth.”
The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him the mare’s eyes.
“Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth.”
Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and show him the mare’s ears and exclaiming, “Nith
earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth.”
The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage because the dwarf is quite heavy.
Suddenly the dwarf stops in his tracks and says, “Her twat. her twat, I want to thee her twat!”
The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head first into the mare’s backside.
He leaves the dwarf’s little legs kicking and wanders off to talk to his mates for a couple of minutes. He then comes back and extracts the dwarf from his predicament, “SCHLOOOOP!”
The dwarf wipes himself down and says. “I think I better wephrase that…I’d like to thee her gallop!”
He goes up to the farmer and says, “Excthuth me, can I have a look at your horth?”
“Sure”, says the farmer,”come on in.”
The dwarf wanders round and round the mare and then stops, says to the farmer “Her eyeth, her eyeth, I want to see her eyeth.”
The farmer has to bend down and pick up the dwarf to show him the mare’s eyes.
“Nith eyeth, nith eyeth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth.”
Once again the dwarf wanders around the horse, in turn asking the farmer to pick him up and show him the mare’s ears and exclaiming, “Nith
earth, nith earth, I like thith horth, I like thith horth, I think I want to buy thith horth.”
The farmer is starting to get pissed off by this stage because the dwarf is quite heavy.
Suddenly the dwarf stops in his tracks and says, “Her twat. her twat, I want to thee her twat!”
The farmer, infuriated, pick up the dwarf and drives him head first into the mare’s backside.
He leaves the dwarf’s little legs kicking and wanders off to talk to his mates for a couple of minutes. He then comes back and extracts the dwarf from his predicament, “SCHLOOOOP!”
The dwarf wipes himself down and says. “I think I better wephrase that…I’d like to thee her gallop!”