http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/recent/5
Not all of them are funny, but enough of them are.
(856): a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
(757): I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
(310): This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Not all of them are funny, but enough of them are.
(856): a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
(757): I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
(310): This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder