The 2011 request a crap drawing thread

[Yub]

A giant duckling who is wandering the streets wearing a monocle and looking for the ghost of a peanut butter and turkey sandwich who in turn is looking for the Michael J Fox impersonator who ate him. The duck is being assisted by his best friend, William Shatner, who is dressed as Sherlock Holmes, using a magnifying glass to look for clues and wearing an ipod shuffle which has nothing on it except the Robert Palmer classic "Looking for Clues" which the Shat has been listening to repeatedly very loudly making the duckling frustrated and cranky for the following two reasons:
1. The volume of the song makes communication difficult.
2. He now knows the lyrics by heart and will be plagued by Robert Palmer in his dreams, as if searching for the ghost of a peanut butter and turkey sandwich wasn't hard enough THANKYOU VERY MUCH BILL.

If it helps the Michael J Fox impersonator isn't a very good one, he doesn't even shake or anything.

 

[whisky]

A giant duckling who is wandering the streets wearing a monocle and looking for the ghost of a peanut butter and turkey sandwich who in turn is looking for the Michael J Fox impersonator who ate him. The duck is being assisted by his best friend, William Shatner, who is dressed as Sherlock Holmes, using a magnifying glass to look for clues and wearing an ipod shuffle which has nothing on it except the Robert Palmer classic "Looking for Clues" which the Shat has been listening to repeatedly very loudly making the duckling frustrated and cranky for the following two reasons:
1. The volume of the song makes communication difficult.
2. He now knows the lyrics by heart and will be plagued by Robert Palmer in his dreams, as if searching for the ghost of a peanut butter and turkey sandwich wasn't hard enough THANKYOU VERY MUCH BILL.

If it helps the Michael J Fox impersonator isn't a very good one, he doesn't even shake or anything.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's a top rope splash, not a bodyslam, but it probably looks better anyway.

 

[hellgunneR]

Furry porn.

 

[whisky]

Furry porn.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Spock eating a bacon sandwich with Picard.

 

[CaptainWacky]

An Ewok totally would hold a spear during sex.

 

[Gagh]

Sulu & Chekov beating up the Mitchell Brothers from Eastenders, whilst Len Goodman from Strictly Come Dancing holds up a '7' score, and a very small audience of midget stormtroopers applaud.

 

[whisky]

Spock eating a bacon sandwich with Picard.

 

[Loktar]

Wtf? Did Spock go on the Scotty diet plan?

 

[whisky]

Sulu & Chekov beating up the Mitchell Brothers from Eastenders, whilst Len Goodman from Strictly Come Dancing holds up a '7' score, and a very small audience of midget stormtroopers applaud.

 

[whisky]

Sorry didnt realise I hadn't resized that one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A confused Harold Bishop trying to use his iron as a phone while his toast burns in the background.

 

[whisky]

A confused Harold Bishop trying to use his iron as a phone while his toast burns in the background.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The ravages of age...

 

[Yub]

Optimus Prime, who has grown a second head in his crotch for some reason which fires lasers from its mouth, fighting Godzilla and a fifty foot Mena Suvari in a penguin suit, while Megatron lounges in a beach chair with a frosty bottle of his favorite beverage.

 

[whisky]

Optimus Prime, who has grown a second head in his crotch for some reason which fires lasers from its mouth, fighting Godzilla and a fifty foot Mena Suvari in a penguin suit, while Megatron lounges in a beach chair with a frosty bottle of his favorite beverage.

You didn't specify how close to the action you wanted the picture drawing from, so I did it from ten miles away.

 

[headvoid]

Can you draw the ongoing battle of human pain, against the far away yet warming possibility of human contact, love and ultimately redemption and salvation?

 

[whisky]

Can you draw the ongoing battle of human pain, against the far away yet warming possibility of human contact, love and ultimately redemption and salvation?

No, but I can do a flower with a smilie face in it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Batman rejecting Catwoman's sexual advances.