Dr Dave
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Ted was a dirty,filthy panda bear salesman. That being said he paid his taxes,was nice to old ladies, and hardly ever raped anything.
One day Ted was in New York City, on his way to visit his new client curiousa2z. He was walking up the street when a man walked up to him and punched him IN HIS FACE.
"Ahhh, what did you do that for" asked Ted the panda bear salesman.
"I hate you Ted, I hate you for being a dirty filthy panda bear salesman. Ever since you came to my land my SCOTLAND selling your panda bears, half of whom were not even alive, you crushed the economy!" Said the man who had punched Ted.
"GO away, im on my way to a client. I sir demand your name!" demanded Ted
"I'm CaptainWacky you jimmyjack, now fuck right off or i will beat you WITH MY AXE!" Said CaptainWacky
Ted continued up the street his face still hurting from the massive punch that CaptainWacky fellow had given him. It was then when he saw a zeppelin overhead with a man peering out the window. The man was wearing a Top hat and had a monocle in his eye. It had to be Tomtrek, the great goose barron of England.
"Well well Ted, you ass nose" Shouted Tomtrek from the zeppelin.
"Will you PEOPLE stop bothering me, IM ON MY WAY TO A CLIENT, THEN to make nasty remarks about Sunshine on my twitter account!" shouted Ted
"It is I, Tomtrek! CaptainWacky called me, told me you were here, its now time for REVENGE!, nobody is mean about Sunshine on twitter!, also I hate panda bear salesman, you fucking cunt sandwich!" said Tomtrek.
Suddenly Ted saw something falling from the zeppelin, he could not tell what it is... then suddenly he saw it, the dvd set of one of the worst shows ever 7th Heaven. Ted ducked out of the way.
Inside a nearby apartment a man was watching a mets game. He suddenly looked out the window, he had heard a sound, yes he knew that sound it was the sound of the worst show ever falling from a zeppelin. He was distracted long enough for the mets to loose. "SON OF A BITCH, I'm gunna fuck up whomever is responsible for this. He set his mean of eggs mayonnaise down and looked out the window. First he saw a zepplein, he knew that had to be his good friend Tomtrek. Next he looked down, yep he thought, a damn panda bear salesman, he could always spot those assholes.
"Hey you" he shouted to the man below
"Huh.. what" Said Ted.
"You made me miss the mets game you son of a bitch, I'm coming down to beat you in the nose" said the man in the window
"Who the hell are you, waite just fuck off ok!" Said Ted.
"I'm Eggs Mayonnaise, the president and CEO of Mayo Inc. You best waite there while I call my friend Cassie. She's going to cut your penis off for her collection. Then i'm going to hit you in the nose" shouted Eggs Mayo.
Ted ran, he ran fast and far. Too far in fact because he ran right into a wood chipper and died.
A lady sitting at a table with another lady said "Cassie, that was rather strange"
"Yes it was Mirah" replied Cassie.
The END
One day Ted was in New York City, on his way to visit his new client curiousa2z. He was walking up the street when a man walked up to him and punched him IN HIS FACE.
"Ahhh, what did you do that for" asked Ted the panda bear salesman.
"I hate you Ted, I hate you for being a dirty filthy panda bear salesman. Ever since you came to my land my SCOTLAND selling your panda bears, half of whom were not even alive, you crushed the economy!" Said the man who had punched Ted.
"GO away, im on my way to a client. I sir demand your name!" demanded Ted
"I'm CaptainWacky you jimmyjack, now fuck right off or i will beat you WITH MY AXE!" Said CaptainWacky
Ted continued up the street his face still hurting from the massive punch that CaptainWacky fellow had given him. It was then when he saw a zeppelin overhead with a man peering out the window. The man was wearing a Top hat and had a monocle in his eye. It had to be Tomtrek, the great goose barron of England.
"Well well Ted, you ass nose" Shouted Tomtrek from the zeppelin.
"Will you PEOPLE stop bothering me, IM ON MY WAY TO A CLIENT, THEN to make nasty remarks about Sunshine on my twitter account!" shouted Ted
"It is I, Tomtrek! CaptainWacky called me, told me you were here, its now time for REVENGE!, nobody is mean about Sunshine on twitter!, also I hate panda bear salesman, you fucking cunt sandwich!" said Tomtrek.
Suddenly Ted saw something falling from the zeppelin, he could not tell what it is... then suddenly he saw it, the dvd set of one of the worst shows ever 7th Heaven. Ted ducked out of the way.
Inside a nearby apartment a man was watching a mets game. He suddenly looked out the window, he had heard a sound, yes he knew that sound it was the sound of the worst show ever falling from a zeppelin. He was distracted long enough for the mets to loose. "SON OF A BITCH, I'm gunna fuck up whomever is responsible for this. He set his mean of eggs mayonnaise down and looked out the window. First he saw a zepplein, he knew that had to be his good friend Tomtrek. Next he looked down, yep he thought, a damn panda bear salesman, he could always spot those assholes.
"Hey you" he shouted to the man below
"Huh.. what" Said Ted.
"You made me miss the mets game you son of a bitch, I'm coming down to beat you in the nose" said the man in the window
"Who the hell are you, waite just fuck off ok!" Said Ted.
"I'm Eggs Mayonnaise, the president and CEO of Mayo Inc. You best waite there while I call my friend Cassie. She's going to cut your penis off for her collection. Then i'm going to hit you in the nose" shouted Eggs Mayo.
Ted ran, he ran fast and far. Too far in fact because he ran right into a wood chipper and died.
A lady sitting at a table with another lady said "Cassie, that was rather strange"
"Yes it was Mirah" replied Cassie.
The END
