The best Simpsons episodes

[CaptainWacky]

ONGOING DISCUSSION. Add episodes to the list. I'LL START.

'Homer Goes To College' - It's the episode where...Homer goes to college. And wages war on the crusty old dean (who isn't crusty or old.) He believes college is exactly as depicted on television and movies. It's brilliant.

"This bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!"

The whole Sir Oinksalot bit ("then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge, tee hee hee!")

The outdated internet discussion ("some nerds at MIT were sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. They're out of their minds!")

"Well Dean, I'm sorry about the 'running you over' prank..."

Dean: Homer, no one blames you for the accident, we simply feel you
might benefit from outside tutoring. I researched these names
myself. [hands him a list]
Homer: [to himself] Yeah, you've won this round, Dean...but the war
isn't over. [exits]
[Dean's phone rings]
Dean: Hello?
Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, Dean! You're a stupid-head.
Dean: Homer, is that you? [looks out his window]
Homer: [looks up, sees the Dean looking at him] Aah!


And chasing the squirrel.

 

[FBI parte due]

"Flexo Goes to Washington"

 

[The Tomtrek]

You Only Move Twice

It's probably my favourite Simpsons episode. The was it was structured works really really well. You really do thinkg that Homer has found a perfect job with a perfect nice-guy boss, and then BAM he's a Bond villian.

It works because Hank Scorpio is both a real villian and a great boss at the same time.

Also it's a funny episode.

And the song at the end.

Love that episode.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

"Fear of Flying"

Marge has a... fear of flying.

It's an episode just jam packed with one liners and hilarious little skits. Homer visits the Cheers bar with the voices of most of the cast, but interestingly lacking Kelsey Grammar. Marge has a Lost in Space themed daydream and recalls a North by Northwest plane related memory. "This is what a corn field looks like, honey..."

Moe: How many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
Everyone: Yeah!
Homer: Aw, come on, everybody. This bar is like a tavern to me.

Marge: What if you pretended that this couch were a bar? Then you could
spend more nights at home with us. Huh?
Homer: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
Lisa: Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use
the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
Homer: Yes! Cris-atunity.

Homer goes to an unusual bar

Homer: Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.
[looks around] I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire
exit. Enjoy your death trap, ladies. [leaves]
Woman: What was her problem?

Official: If word gets out about this, Krazy Klown Airlines will be a
laughingstock.

Marge: [panicked] I think I'll go get a picture of the plane taking off.
[struggles with her seat belt]
Homer: Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it
gas? It's gas, isn't it?

Homer: Lisa, the important thing is for your mother to repress what
happened. Push it deep down inside her, so she'll never annoy us
again.
Lisa: But if we don't encourage her to vent her feelings, they can come
out in other ways.
Marge: I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog...
they've been living in sin!

Lisa: Mom, you've been cooking all night?
Marge: [happy] Judge, jury, and executioner, all rolled into one, you
are!
Lisa: See, Dad, I told you Mom would have problems.
Marge: No, no, honey, it's all right. Really, I'm fine, I'm all right.
Mother always said, "Don't complain. Be good. Behave. Behave.
Be nice. Smile. Be polite. Don't wink..." [walks out]
Homer: You heard your mother's ramblings. She's fine.

Homer: Ever since you started therapy, all you can do is talk about
yourself. Well what about _me_, Marge?
Marge: I just left my first session and I haven't even opened my mouth
yet!
Homer: You see? You see? "_I_ just left _my_ first session and _I_
haven't opened _my_ mouth yet".

Marge: Do you think those things could also have contributed to my fear
of flying?
Zweig: [brusque] Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.
Marge: Oh, well, thank you doctor. You've changed my life!
Zweig: You know, Marge, we've really just begun to scratch the surface.
There's still the far more serious problem of your husband.
Homer: [walking in] That's OK, you don't have to make her into some kind
of superwoman. She can get on a plane, that's plenty. [rushes
Marge out]
Marge: Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the
leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein", "Lowenstein".
Zweig: My name is Zweig.
Marge: [whispering] Lowenstein...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I DONT KNOW THERE ARE A BUNCH AND THEY'VE PROBABLY BEEN MENTIONED A DOZEN TIMES ALREADY SO MUCH PRESSURE DONT LOOK AT ME AAAAUUUGGHH!

I'll start with King Size Homer. Homer gains weight to go on disability and work from home LOL JUST LIKE ME FUCK

Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic gas.
Marge: Bart!

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Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how. Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. Remember when I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat? He sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.

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Homer: To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl (ctrl), and PigUp (pgup). There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (Presses tab) Oop! No time for that now, the computer's starting.

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Homer: What can I do to speed the whole thing up, doctor?
Dr. Nick: Well, be creative. Instead of making sandwiches with bread, use Pop Tarts. Instead of chewing gum, chew bacon.
Bart: You could brush your teeth with milkshakes!
Dr. Nick: Hey ... did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College, too?

RIP DR NICK.

 

[Ishcabittle]

E-I-E-I-D'oh

the infamous "tomacco" episode, wherein homer irradiates his field of tomatoes and tobacco to form tomacco. bart takes one bite of the tomacco plant and says, "ew gross... more."

oooh! and "glove slap", the b-52s parody of their own song "love shack", referring to homer's obsession with starting duels with his glove. his slapping glove.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Homer's Enemy is one of the best, I think. It's quite dark, really, when you consider that Frank Grimes (or "Grimey" as he liked to be known) dies because of Homer, but still hilarious. What's good about it is that it was before Homer turned into "Jerkass Homer" and would go around being a prick to people. At this point he was an idiot, but still a nice guy and he thought he was being nice to Grimey and couldn't understand why Grimey hated him. So, while you can understand Grimey being so annoyed and envious by Homer's brilliant life, you can't really blame Homer for what happens because he doesn't do anything nasty...he's just being Homer.

Carl: You new?
Grimes: Yes. My name is Frank Grimes.
Lenny: I'm Lenny. This is Carl and Homer. I'm Lenny.
Grimes: How do you do.
Homer: [picks up one of Grimes' pencils, spilling the rest onto his
desk] Wow, you've got pencils with your name on them -- just
like a pencil company executive. I'd give anything for one
of these.
Grimes: [tugs the pencil back out of Homer's hand] Any office supply
company can have them made up for you.
Homer: Can I have this one? [tries to tug it back]
Grimes: No.
Homer: Can [thinks] Lenny have it? [tries it again]
Grimes: No.

Homer: Oh, what am I going to do?
Moe: Uh, why don't you invite him over. Turn him from an enemy to
a friend. Then when he's not expecting it -- bam! -- the ol'
fork in the eye.
Homer: Do you think it might work without the fork in the eye?
Moe: There's always a first time.

Burns: Could you explain your model, young man?
Grimes: [from audience] What's to explain? He's an idiot!
Lenny: [from audience] Pipe down!
Homer: Well basically, I just copied the plant we have now.
Burns: [impressed] Hmmm.
Homer: Then, I added some fins to lower wind resistance. [points to
a stripe on the cooling tower] And this racing stripe here I
feel is pretty sharp.
Burns: Agreed. First prize. [gives Homer a blue ribbon, and some
money]
[cut to audience shot]
Grimes: [stands up] What?
Carl: Way to go, Homer!
Lenny: You're number one, Homer!
Grimes: But it, it was contest for children!
Lenny: Yeah. And Homer beat their brains out!
[audience cheers wildly]


Plus the fact that they reference it in later episodes. "Hey, it's a programme for that guy's funeral, Frank Grimes. I wonder what happened to old Grimey?"

 

[Kitty]

The episode that Homer did something stupid, but it was hilarious.

My favorite Homer quote
"Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems".

Honorable mention
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Homie The Clown

Not sure why, but I think it's one of the funniest. It's another "Homer gets a wacky job" episode, but one of the best. IT'S JUST FUNNY, OKAY.

Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette...unless it's a
cigarette lit with a $100 bill!
[tosses a burning $100 bill away]
[hands bundles of cash to his aides] Put five thousand bucks on
the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My
house is dirty; buy me a clean one.
[walks into his office, closes the door]
Bill: Krusty, as your accountant, I must warn you your spending --
Krusty: Did you send those thousand roses to Bea Arthur's grave?
Bill: [exasperated] Yes, but she's still --
Krusty: I don't want to hear the end of any sentences!
Woman: [over intercom] George Carlin on three.
Krusty: [answers it] Yeah?...Lawsuit? Oh, come on. My "Seven Words You
Can't Say on TV" bit was _entirely_ different from _your_ "Seven
Words You Can't Say on TV" bit. ...So I'm a thief, am I? Well,
excuuuse me! [to his accountant] Give him ten grand.
Woman: Steve Martin on four.
Krusty: Ten grand.


Homer: "Clown college"? You can't eat that.


Krusty: All right, now there can only be one Krusty in each territory,
so I hope this works out. Tell me where you're from.
Man 1: Georgia.
Texan 1: Texas.
Texan 2: Uh, Brooklyn.
Man 2: Russia.
Man 3: New Hampshire.
Homer: Homer.

Homer killing the Krusty Burglar.


Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that...and...
put that in there, and you...ah! There's your giraffe, little
girl.
Ralph: I'm a boy!
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.


"speed holes"

"I'm seeing double here...four Krustys!"

AND OTHER LINES

 

[Aquehonga]

teh simpsonshpquestion:

they don't make'm like they used to:frown:

 

[dogbert]

I liked the one with the Mary Poppins maid. The ending scene she opens her umbrella and floats high into the sky and then gets sucked into a jet engine.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Mr Plow

WHO DOESN'T love Mr Plow? We all know the song. We've all seen this episod 48 times. It's still good. Homer gets a wacky job.

"Now we play the waiting game...waiting game sucks, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos!"

And for some reason the SNPP site I usually use doesn't have any quotes. But you've all seen it anyway.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They hardly ever show it anymore. They should stop showing the shitty new ones and just play the best of.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Adam West was good in it. "So long, Superman!"