CaptainWacky
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ONGOING DISCUSSION. Add episodes to the list. I'LL START.
'Homer Goes To College' - It's the episode where...Homer goes to college. And wages war on the crusty old dean (who isn't crusty or old.) He believes college is exactly as depicted on television and movies. It's brilliant.
"This bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!"
The whole Sir Oinksalot bit ("then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge, tee hee hee!")
The outdated internet discussion ("some nerds at MIT were sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. They're out of their minds!")
"Well Dean, I'm sorry about the 'running you over' prank..."
Dean: Homer, no one blames you for the accident, we simply feel you
might benefit from outside tutoring. I researched these names
myself. [hands him a list]
Homer: [to himself] Yeah, you've won this round, Dean...but the war
isn't over. [exits]
[Dean's phone rings]
Dean: Hello?
Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, Dean! You're a stupid-head.
Dean: Homer, is that you? [looks out his window]
Homer: [looks up, sees the Dean looking at him] Aah!
And chasing the squirrel.
'Homer Goes To College' - It's the episode where...Homer goes to college. And wages war on the crusty old dean (who isn't crusty or old.) He believes college is exactly as depicted on television and movies. It's brilliant.
"This bra bomb better work, nerdlinger!"
The whole Sir Oinksalot bit ("then we roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge, tee hee hee!")
The outdated internet discussion ("some nerds at MIT were sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk. They're out of their minds!")
"Well Dean, I'm sorry about the 'running you over' prank..."
Dean: Homer, no one blames you for the accident, we simply feel you
might benefit from outside tutoring. I researched these names
myself. [hands him a list]
Homer: [to himself] Yeah, you've won this round, Dean...but the war
isn't over. [exits]
[Dean's phone rings]
Dean: Hello?
Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, Dean! You're a stupid-head.
Dean: Homer, is that you? [looks out his window]
Homer: [looks up, sees the Dean looking at him] Aah!
And chasing the squirrel.