The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures

[Dr Dave]

The Case of Cassie and the Mad Goose

Episode 1: Defective Dr Dave sent me

Cassie sat on her farm, it had been a long day of CAT FARMING. Cassie now had 500 Cats. It was times like these she wished Cat Cleansers, her favourite business did delivery.

Cassie looked at the sky "Storms a brewing" she said.

"How can you tell" asked Tisiphone, who was visiting from KEYSTONE CITY (where it all began).

"Those clouds remind me of baked beans, that's how" replied Cassie, in her wise voice.

A truck could be seen driving up the long drive.

"Trespassers?" asked Tisiphone

"Or a new client" said Cassie

The truck pulled up and out hopped Fuddlemiff

"Fuddlemiff!" shouted Tisiphone and Cassie

"Hi girls! I need help, Detective Dr Dave recommended you, as he was busy on The Case of the electabality of Ron Paul." Said Fuddlemiff

"So what's up then" asked Cassie, polishing Captain Kirk

"Err, is that..." Said Fuddlemiff

Cassie made her mad face

"Ok ok, right the case! Well my best friend has been kidnapped, and they are demanding 50,000 pounds and 20 bags of crisps" said Fuddlemiff

"Hmm, We'll take the case, TO EUROPE!" shouted Cassie

To be continued...

 

[Cassie]

OMG CLIFFHANGER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I can't wait to read more of their adventures!

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 2: "Who's flying this thing?"

"I've booked our flights" said Tisiphone

"Good, we need to leave immediately, or Fuddlemiff's friend will be EATEN ALIVE!" said Cassie

"Wait What...!?" Said Fuddlemiff in alarm

"Well ok, they'll probably just shoot him, don't worry were on the case!" responded Cassie

5 hours later, and several very invasive screenings later...

"Err, I don't think that was a proper search" said Fuddlemiff

The three boreded a charter aircraft.

"So uh...how did we afford this" asked Fuddlemiff

"I know the pilot!" said Tisihone

The plain took off and all was going smoothy for some time.

"I'm gunna uh go see the pilot, make sure things are going smoothly" said Tisiphone

Moments later Tisiphone returened

"We have an issue...Um...the pilots dead" said Tisiphone

"HOW?" said Cassie

"There was a note on the body, it read 'Swim with the fishes, and just for a sense of closure the pilots medication have been replaced with POISON'" said Tisiphone

"Who's flying this thing?" asked Fuddlemiff

"Right now, nobody!"Said Tisiphone

To be continued...

 

[Cassie]

OMG I hope I know how to fly!

 

[Loktar]

The dead pilot is me, isn't it?

(still better than being tied to a park bench I suppose)

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 3: "I trust in the bathroom"

"Were fucked right" asked Fuddlemiff

"Doesn't this thing have an auto pilot?" asked Cassie

"Not anymore, I kinda broke off the knob with one of my boobs" said Tisiphone

"Errr, how are we not dead yet?"asked Fuddlemiff

"I MacGyvered something" Replied Tisiphone

"So Do any of us know how to fly" asked Fuddlemiff

Everybody said no.

"Didn't you fly a blimp in one of my adventures?" asked Tisiphone

"No!" Said Fuddlemiff

"I'm fairly sure..." Said Tisiphone

"That wasn't me!" Replied Fuddlemiff angerly

"You know who does know how to fly, Dr Dave" said Fuddlemiff

"He's not exactly here..." said Cassie

"He might be!" said Tisiphone

Cassie & Fuddlemiff looked stangly at Tisiphone

"Well on my adventures, Dr Dave has this strange habbit of being in my bathroom, perhaps he will be in our bathroom...I trust in the bathroom" said Tisphone

Tisiphone walked to the bathroom, opend the door and there was Dr Dave.

"DR DAVE!" everyone shouted

"Hi!" Said Dr Dave

"Dr Dave, didn't you once say you could fly a plain?" asked Tisiphone

"No, but I've watched TV and can probably figure it out, that or KILL US ALL!" said Dr Dave

To be continued...

 

[Tisiphone]

It's true he is always in my bathroom.

 

[Ilyanna]

Yeah, he's a davus ex lavatora allright.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 4: Apparenly Dr Dave knows the Queen Of England.

"Are you sure this is the guy's house" asked Cassie

"Yeah, I was walking by watching the new season of Cat Cleaners on my fancy phone The Queen Got me, and I saw Fuddlemiff's friend being dragged out, dressed as Where's Waldo. He got dragged into a lory" said Tomtrek

"What direction did it go?" asked Cassie

"Towards the tower of London" said Tomtrek

"I'll alert Dr Dave and CaptainWacky" Said Cassie

...

"So how exactly do you know the Queen?" asked CaptainWacky

"Well, one time while on the case I egged Prince Charles, the Queen saw it and laughed IN HER QUEEN LIKE WAY and invited me to tea. She then lost to me while playing Mario Kart, and said she owed me one" replied Dr Dave

"I SEE!" Said CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky and Dr Dave proceded up the tower of London to use the Super Spy Glass that was there.

CaptainWacky received the call from Cassie about Fuddlemiff's friend.

"We best keep an eye out" said CaptainWacky

To be continued...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Laughed out loud at "IN HER QUEEN LIKE WAY".

 

[Cassie]

DO NOT KEEP US WAITING FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT, YOU BASTARD.

 

[curiousa2z]

BASTARD IS RIGHT!

 

[curiousa2z]

PUT ME IN THE STORY OR YOU WILL HAVE AN UNPLEASANT VISIT FROM A MOOSE!

 

[curiousa2z]

MAYBE TWO!

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 5: Tisiphone and the rope bondage store.

While the others were off dealing with the old hiding place of Fuddlemiff's friends kidnappers, Tisiphone was at Ye Olde Rope Bondage Store.

"Well this has to be the shop we tracked down, now where's the store owner..." thought Tisiphone

"Can I help you miss?" said a woman behind the counter.

"curiousa2z!" Shouted Tisiphone

"Tisiphone!" said curiousa2z

"What are you doing here?" asked Tisiphone

"It's a long story, but I got kicked out of Canada for admitting curling is not a sport. They sent me here and I bought this rope bondage store, I added the bondage bit to get more business." explained curiousa2z

"What highly unlikely adventures will we encounter next!" Said Tisiphone, "Anyway, I'm a detective now and on a case." Tisiphone went on.

Tisiphone went on to explain the case and that how the kidnapers had been tracked here to the rope bondage store

"Hmm...let me think if anybody weird has come in...oh yeah there were these two guys, payed in cash. I got them on video" said curiousa2z

"I'll need a copy of that!" said Tisiphone excitedly, too excitedly really.

"I think somebody is into watching men buy rope bondage rope" joked curiousa2z

"No!" said Tisiphone

"GIRL TALK!!!" shouted curiousa2z

To be continued...

 

[curiousa2z]

heh...so far, so good...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 6: A plan is needed

The gang, sans CaptainWacky who was remaining at the Tower of London for a while longer as a lookout gathered at their HQ, a local pub called "The Pants and Barbed Whistle" to discuss the case so far.

"Well so far CaptainWacky and Dr Dave have not spotted them leaving the area" Said Cassie

"That could mean they either have hidden someplace else in the area or managed to get buy us" said Dr Dave, looking down at his gin and tonic.

"I'm willing to bet they're still held up around there. They probably have a backup location. They may try and move out soon though." said Cassie

"More drinks" asked the bartender who had come by

Everybody nodded and said "Thanks Bartender Love Child."

"Sure thing" she said as she went back to the bar to fill orders

"We need a plan for tomorrow" said Tisiphone

"We sure do, and I think we will need a blimp" Said Cassie

The gang looked at Fuddlemiff.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 7: Is Loktar like the Tardis?

curiousa2z rushed to The Pants and Barbed Whistle with important information.

As she rushed she passed a man tied to a park bench, pidegons surrounding him.

"curiousa2z help!" said the man

"No time Loktar, NO TIME!" responded curiousa2z.

...

CaptainWacky was at the tower of london, keeping an eye out. He was about to hang it up for the night. He had spotted nothing, except Natalie Portman getting a tour of the area by none other then british celebrity Sir Bottom Flubberton.

"Time to get to the pub, for some crisps AND CLEAN SOCKS!" shouted CaptainWacky.

To be continued...

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's EXACTLY what I'd order at the pub.