The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures

[Dr Dave]

Episode 8: A note in the night

While everyone slept our villain was up to things. He was going to send a message, a clear message to Cassie and Tisiphone.

That morning the MF gang marched downstaires to the pub for breakfast and made a shocking discovery.

"Err, so Why is Loktar and his park bench that he is tied too sitting in the pub..." asked Cassie

"And why is there a note sticking in his mouth" asked Cassie

Muffled sounds could be heard coming from Loktar.

"Somebody's going to have to retrieve that note..." said Cassie

Everybody looked at Love Child

"Oh fine, no it's ok,really,ok then, just kidding,LOL" Said Love Child

Love Child retrieved the note and handed it to Tisiphone

"Thanks Love Child, now can somebody please untie me!" said Loktar

"What's the note say" asked Cassie

The note read

"Dear Cassie, Tisiphone, and the rest of the MF Gang,

Your feeble attempts to get my prize, that being Fuddlemiff's friend have failed and will fail, BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL LAZY FORK PIES! That being said, if Fuddlemiff can meet my ransom demands I am willing to let his friend go. I will contact you in two days.

Don't try anything or his friend will meet his end,

Your criminal,

The Mad Goose

P.S. The Chinaman was a close friend of mine, so I will be pelting Tisiphone with eggs"

"Well Well Well...The Mad Goose eh!" said Dr Dave

"You know him?" asked Cassie

"Isn't anyone going to un tie me?" asked Loktar

"I've heard of him. He was a friend to The Chinaman, and trainer of Mean and Cranky Geese, whom he used to get his mean and somewhat bad ways. I've never meet him, but I've heard of him"

"We now know our opponent, now find and teach him a lesson." Said Tisiphone

"But first, Ale and bangers!" said Cassie

"Help..." Said Loktar softly

To be continued...

 

[Cassie]

I hope we at least give Loktar a banger.

 

[Loktar]

I hope we at least give Loktar a banger.

Its ok I've learned to love raw pigeon.

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 9: guns and peas

"So were going to try something right?" asked Fuddlemiff

"Oh yeah, We are SO going to try something!" responded Cassie

"What's the plan?" asked Tomtrek, after swollowing a banger.

"Well, first step is finding where he is. For that CaptainWacky and Fuddlemiff will be going to The Queen of England for a favour. Cassie and I will be gathering some weapons. Dr Dave will be getting a get away car. Tomtrek will hold down the fort here and check the internets for clues." Said Tisiphone

"Right, LETS GO!" Said Cassie excitedly

"BY GEORGE THESE PEAS ARE THE BEE'S KNEES" Said Dr Dave as he stood up and banged his now empty plate of peas on the table.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 10: Gett'n the guns

Tisiphone and Cassie left The Pants and Barbed Whistle and started walking, when Tisiphone realized something.

"So...it occurs to me that guns are controlled here, we're going to have trouble finding some" said Tisiphone

"Hmm...who has guns then?" asked Cassie

The two ladies thought about it for a while as they walked.

"I got it, a police station" said Cassie

"Speak of the constable, where by one right now!" said Tisiphone

Tisiphone and Cassle walked into the police station towards the gun room

"Excuse me!" said a constable

"CHIEF INSPECTOR TISIPHONE HERE TO RECALIBRATE YOUR GUNS!" Shouted Tisiphone

"Yes mam!" said the Costable, who went back to reading the latest news about the Cat Cleaners film.

"That was easy..." whispered Cassie

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 11: To the queens house CaptainWacky!

Tisiphone and Cassie had successfully gotten their hands on some prime UK police firearms, and bullet proof vests.

"So um...do you think they will miss this police car?" asked Cassie

"Probably not, we should drop the guy in back off someplace" Replied Tisiphone

"Thanks ladies!" said FBI Part Due

...

CaptainWacky and Fuddlemiff were off to get a favour from THE QUEEN OF ALL ENGLAND,WHALES,AND SO FORTH.

"MEEP, Ready?" Asked CaptainWacky

"To the queens house CaptainWacky!" Said Fuddlemiff

ONE HOUR LATER

"Who knew traffic would be such a bitch at RUSH HOUR!" said CaptainWacky

The pair entered THE QUEENS HOUSE.

"Ah gentlemen, I'm afraid the Queen is not in, as she had to go talk to the Pope of Ireland, but Her majesty instructed me to give you what you needed" said Sir headvoid

"We need to locate The Mad Goose, we think he's not far from here" Said Fuddlemiff

"I'll see what I can do, wait here." said Sir headvoid

A few moments later Sir headvoid returned.

"He's at a loft above Mad Gerald porn shop and liquor outlet" said Sir headvoid

"We got him...like a fox at a fox hunt after party!" said CaptainWacky

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 12: What do Dr Dave and FBI Part Due have in common?

Dr Dave walked down the street. "I need to jack a car...hmm...what car looks good" he thought.

Dr Dave found the car.

"Well well well, looks like I'm gunna get to steal JAMES BOND'S FAMOUS CAR!" he said as he got in the car, which was unlocked.

"Time to drive it off the movie set!" said Dr Dave

This car was cool, cool like nice boxes. Complete with an ejector seat and a button that took women's clothing off.

"did Whisky design this car!?" said Dr Dave

"Um..." Said Loktar

"This may be a silly question, but why are you tied to the inside of JAMES BOND'S FAMOUS CAR!?" asked Dr Dave

...

FBI Part Due got out of the police car at the double decker bus depot

"Thanks ladies!" said FBI part due

"Bye FBI, see you in our next adventure!" said Tisiphone

"Right! Now to steal a double decker bus!" Said FBI Part Due skipping off in a happy like fashion.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 13: TrachtenClue

Tomtrek sat at the pub doing INTERNET RESEARCH.

"I've got to find a clue, FOR CASSIE,and errr Fuddlemif's friend,what's his name anyway?" Said Tomtrek

Tomtrek searched ALL THE INTERNETS for a clue, he finally found one.

"What the...behind Michelle Trachtenberg is....The Mad Goose !" Said Tomtrek

He wrote down the name of the business which was Mad Gerald's porn shop.

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 14: Assault Part 1

The group gathered back at The Pants and Barbed Whistle to discuss the plan.

"So what's the plan?" asked Fuddlemiff

"Well, we go in with our guns, get your freind, kill THE MAD GOOSE, then get the fuck out of dodge before the cops come" said Tisiphone

"GOOD PLAN" said CaptainWacky

"We can't all fit in THE JAMES BOND CAR" said Fuddlemiff

Dr Dave burst in and said "TAKE CARE GENTS, I STOLE ANOTHER CAR!"

"DR DAVE!" shouted the group

"What did you get?" asked Cassie

"An armoured truck" said Dr Dave

"HOT DAMN, I KNOW WHAT I'm DRIVING!" said TIsiphone

Not long later the group was under way. Dr Dave and Cassie were in THE JAMES BOND CAR, while the rest of the group was in the armoured car.

The group approached Mad Gerald's porn shop.

"Do I really have to ride in the back?" asked Cassie

"You can see Loktar tied to the front car seat, which I tied a rope to." Said Dr Dave

"Wait...WHAT?!" said Loktar.

Tisiphone came over the radio "RAMMING SPEEED!!!!!!!! Dr Dave enciate your plan on your ready"

"Dr Dave here, ROGER DODGER!" said Dr Dave

Tisiphone rammed the armoured truck into Mad Gerald's porn shop.

"Ready Loktar?" Asked Dr Dave

"NO!" Shouted Loktar

"EJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Dr Dave.

Loktar and his seat were ejected flew upward and into one of the rooms on the 3rd floor. A climbing rope was attached to the ejector seat.

"Let's go!" said Cassie

Inside the room

"What the!" said The Mad Goose

"Help me.." said Loktar

To be continued...

 

[Dr Dave]

Episode 15-Assault Part 2

Announcer: Previously on The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures.

"So what's the plan?" asked Fuddlemiff

"Well, we go in with our guns, get your freind, kill THE MAD GOOSE, then get the fuck out of dodge before the cops come" said Tisiphone

"Ready Loktar?" Asked Dr Dave

"NO!" Shouted Loktar

"EJECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shouted Dr Dave.

"What the!" said The Mad Goose

Announcer: And now the continuation...

The Mad Goose looked at the man who came though the window

"Who the hell are you?" asked The Mad Goose

"help...it hurts...." said Loktar

"Something else must be going on" said The Mad Goose

A crash could be heard below.

"Tisiphone...Cassie...THEY WILL PAY!" shouted the Mad Goose

"MAN LET ME GO!" said Fuddlemiff's friend

"Boys, get Cassie and Tisiphone and bring them to me, SO I CAN KILL THEM DEAD!" shouted The Mad Goose

"Yes boss!" said Bad Gary

Bad Gary and the others rushed down the stairs.

Coming up the staires Tisiphone, Fuddlemiff,Tomtrek,and FBI Part Due (who was in the porn shop at the time) ran into BAD GARY AND THE REST OF THE MINIONS.

"Names Bad Gary, you're gunna die Tisilame!" said Bad Gary

"FUCK YOU BAD GARY" Said Tisihone as she shot him in the face.

"BAD GARY, MY LOVER...NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" said Evil Pete as he began shooting at Tomtrek

Tomtrek duck and rolled and shot back with his gun. "I think not!" said Tomtrek

"AHHHH!!!!" said Evil Pete as he fell down the stairs.

One was left, that being TOAD MAN.

"Man fuck this shit!" He said as he tried to rush past the gang as he dropped his gun.

Fuddlemiff tripped him, and Toad Man fell down the stairs and died.

"Don't trip,bitch" said Fuddlemiff

...

The Mad Goose was worried, he had heard the shots and could see people coming up the stairs via VIDEO CAMERAS.

"Sounds like your goose is cooked, MAD GOOSE" Said Cassie, brandishing a gun and a large knife.

"heh" said Dr Dave

"Cassie, NO!" said The Mad Goose

Suddenly the door burst open and Tisiphone,Fuddlemiff, and Tomtrek burst in.

The Mad Goose turned around

"WHAT THE!" he shouted

"Surrender now, or face the consiquences!" said Tisiphone

"NEVER" said The Mad Goose as he went for a granade

Cassie & Tisiphone shot The Mad Goose Dead

"Let's book it!" Said Tisiphone.

Later that day at The Pants and Barbed Whistle

"Well we better get out of town before the police come visiting" said Tisiphone

"Thanks for your help guys!" Said Fuddlemiff

"Glad to help!" Said Cassie

"Thanks for untieing me!" said Loktar

"I'll make sure the police are distracted,I'm going to steal a police station!" said FBI Part Due

"I think I've had my fill of gin." said Dr Dave

"My god, I think he's serious, time to go!" said Tisiphone

The End.

 

[Dr Dave]

Double post

hpscream:

 

[Cassie]

THE MAD GOOSE'S GOOSE IS COOKED.

 

[Dr Dave]

It sure is!

 

[Tisiphone]

WHO DARES HAVE THEIR FILL OF GIN