OMG Mentalist borrowed his boyfriends balls to stand up and call me a peon????? WOW I am shocked and impressed at the same time! Had I known this was going to be so heated I would have brought out the big guns right away, you stupid Euro-Fuck.
Oh don't try and kiss up and compliment us on some of the other shit you seem to think we do right. It is good to see when we break it down to cartoon level you giggle and burp just fine, but then throw your baby food on the floor when someone changes the channel to John Stewart. Let me turn on the BBC and see what's going on. Hey, it's an editorial. Oh he's. . . putting me to fucking sleep. Hey, look at the quality of their sets and especially the film they use. Thought we were all in the digital age by now but I guess you can't expect everyone to have all the basics. "Substance over flash" you say? Wait, let me get 500 cups of coffee before you start.
Oh you score well with Absolutely Fabulous, but I'd watch the Daily Show over Who's Line is it Anyway. OMG I'd risk losing a testical before sitting down to watch an entire episode of that crap again. Hey, try to get someone over there to insert some kind of plot climax into a drama or mystery. I feel like in every murder mystery everyone is sitting around waiting for the bus. Oh, there are no guns in England? So good guys and bad guys have conversations and verbally out-wit each other! Of course!
Even your porn sucks. WTF. How do you screw up porn???
If your shows were so great we'd be watching them. Ironically, you know all about ours because YOU WATCH THEM. That's got to be a little irritating I imagine, to be saturated with our culture and your's is practically non-existant in ours. Well, at we can find it if we look for it hard on cable. Sometimes see a little of it on the history channel. . .
:scared:
Lets go Menty!