The Enterprise-E vs a Star Destroyer: STvsSW

[Mentalist]

NOBODY FUCKING GIVES A FUCK. YOU FUCKS.

 

[Harkley]

I FUCKING FUCKED A FUCKING MELON THE OTHER FUCKING FUCKDAY.

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Gagh]

LUGER WINS BY COUNTOUT.

 

[Buttons]

Obviously Yoda would beat Picard because he's got the FOrce on his side... Now Riker vs Chewie... That be tough to call.

 

[Mentalist]

Two epic beards going at it. Hard to call, I agree.

 

[Buttons]

Maybe they'd have hot sex and end up with babies... Like Chuck Norris or Ewoks.

 

[Mentalist]

Needs more lycra but I like where it's going.

 

[Buttons]

So when Wookiees masturbate, do they end up with tribbles?

 

[Mentalist]

No, thats what happens when they have furryrrhea.

 

[Buttons]

ah

 

[Mentalist]

*groan*

 

[Buttons]

Uhoh... It's more tribbles!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Q snaps his fingers and the Star Wars universe ceases to be. Time to close down all those ST vs SW sites!

 

[Buttons]

Except Yoda would stop him because he's FUCKIGN YODA.

 

[Mentalist]

remeber that episode of tng that siad that laserrs codulnt hurt federsation sheildss and since star wars has turbo lasrters they wouldnt evan damage ttha deflectars baybe yeah meaning that tye enterprise towould kill all the imperials in oine buiotg torgpedo bolast from its bum the end anskdf;

 

[Buttons]

But they would jsut use the force and hurl the enterprise straight into the SUN

 

[Gagh]

i liek teh one where the gAINT SPAMCE S;LUG LEECHES ATEH ENTEPRISE AND GORDI IS gettin a stiffy ovber LEAH BRAHms and SHE SAYS give it some ENTERGY OR SOME shit and GOIRDI GETS EXCITED AND SAYTS Sour the baby s miulk so they fire LIKE A BILLION QUANTUM torpedos at it, and PICards hair grows BACK because THE BABY EXPlkosdes and it hanbds hair regrowth SERujm in its. gut.

 

[Mentalist]

Exactly and dennis bailey has an orgasm all over gomtu and wanks off the mayor from buffy tam elbrum telepathixcs ss awwwrggrh and the whoel universe exlodeds and brannon brag scome in and sexes everyone iup and hist a bifg red reset burttom on bermanns ASS.

 

[Buttons]

Or when they went down to that planet and Geordi fell down a well and Worf was all, Rughorughorough! And Ricker was all Whats thw tWorf? Geordi fell down a well?