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The LazyTown curse.

YOU'VE GOT A STRONG WILL, WACKY. STONGER THAN ALL OF US COMBINESD.
 
Ishcabittle said:
YOU'VE GOT A STRONG WILL, WACKY. STONGER THAN ALL OF US COMBINESD.

<_<

>_>
 
Just saw it last month for the first time. I like the bright colors and songs.
 
I'm not entirely certain, but I think that pirate thing made me angry.
 
Shane MacGowan was 1000% the pirate all of them put together would ever be. Shane MacGowan would drink them all under the Devil's Seven Tables, rape the parrot and kill the rest.
 
Rape the parrot? Ye gods...
 
Shane MacGowan was one crazy piratical mother (mo chroi) fucker.
 
"I remember going to the Hope and Anchor [a pub where many folk punk acts played in London]. The Pogues were all on stage and ready, it was a full house, but they hadn't started yet. Then this character shambled in through the door and shambled downstairs. I thought, 'Jesus, you're not letting that guy in are you?'. Then he walked on stage. That guy was Shane MacGowan!"
 
Shane's awesome, who needs to hear words in songs? Slurring is all I care for, IMHO!
 
I always prefer to think that he was busy eating a nice blueberry muffin in random cafes when people all just rushed in around him and started playing musical instruments and shoved a microphone at him.
 
Why the hell is Bruce Campbell on that show? WTF?
 
HE'S EVERYWHERE!
 
My kids use the characters as insults.

Shut up you sportacus doofer!

Etc...
 
UNDERTAKER: I WILL NOT JOB TO STEPHANIE!
 
"WHERE TO, STEPHANIE?"
 
PIRATE: I WILL LAY DOWN FOR FINLAY'S LITTLE BASTARD!
 
LOL BURCHILL LOOKED REALLY BIG WHEN HE WRESTLED IN ENGLAND BUT NOW HE'S ABOUT AVERAGE SIZE OR LESS.
 
So I was eating a nice blueberry muffin this morning in some random cafe when all these people came stampeding in and started playing musical instruments.

So I told 'em to fuck off, and that's what clinched the microphone hookup.
 
Would you kill puppets if you knew them in real life?
 
I'd stomp on them and then rrrrrrrip them to pieces.

But I would not eat them.
 
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