The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

[headvoid]

I have constructed a complete replica of New York in Minecraft and have populated it with me and Eggs.

I search, and one day I will find him.

 

[Cassie]

I made a picture of Eggs out of macaroni noodles and put it on my fridge.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Are my eyes made from PEAS?

 

[Cassie]

THEY ARE NOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

I ate some eggs once.

 

[Loktar]

My dad's sperm penetrated an egg to make me once.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EGGS ARE LIFE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I digitally inserted Eggs into Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace in place of Sio Bibble.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's so cool...I could never pull off a Van Dyke beard like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You could with today's computer generated imagery!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or I could just shave my sideburns, and shape the bottom of my current beard into a triangle -- but I'd have to let it grow for months for it to be long enough to do that...

PHOTOSHOP IT IS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHAVE STARS INTO YOUR SIDEBURNS.

 

[headvoid]

I just found him in my minefield world and I suggested some light snogging and he wasn't interested!

WHAT?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your mistake was going for "light" snogging.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

What's the name of that Sinatra documentary?

ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL! :kitty:

 

[Dr Dave]

Eggs Starburns Mayo!

(That's not the name of the documentary btw)

 

[CaptainWacky]

*gives Eggs a gentle Stone Cold Stunner*

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I should create a wrestling persona for myself that incorporates PowerPoint and proofreading.

 

[Cassie]

AND A BANANA HAMMOCK

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't remember enough about powerpoint to think of names for wrestling moves.