The "let's all give Eggs a big cuddle" thread!

[CaptainWacky]

THE TWINKBUSTER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Let's all cuddle Eggs in 2016!!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

:bigass:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I AM THE FORMATTER AND I WILL SEND YOU TO THE FLOORMAT GRRR!

WITH MY PATENTED MOVES, THE SLIDE LAYOUT AND THE RED STROKE!

SEE YOU IN THE PLACEHOLDER BOX, BRUTHER!

 

[The Question]

Computer generated PEAS?! STAY TUNED!

 

[CaptainWacky]

:bigass:

:mrsa:

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S CUDDLE EGGS DAY 2017 (it's a different day this year for some reason!)

Also all the old smilies don't work.

 

[Cassie]

A CUDDLE FOR EGGS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MAYBE MY CUDDLEDAY RESOLUTION WILL BE TO ADD MORE TK SMILEYS SOMETIME SOON!

Thanks for the cuddles, I need them...OOPS WAS THAT MY HAND? SORRY RAWR!

 

[CaptainWacky]

That was Batista's hand.

 

[Dershocka]

If the rumors are true you'd wished it was his COCK.

 

[Love Child]

A cuddle sounds nice right about now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If only there were robot who travelled the world cuddling all thoese who needed a cuddle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm sure the Japanese are working on it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But they'll give it sexholes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Only because their language doesn't allow them to pronounce them "cuddle holes".

KAH-DOO-RAH HOO-RAHS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Do you think Klingons masturbate or would that be dishonourable?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Like most groups who pride themselves on their honor and integrity, Klingons are hypocrites and probably fap like rabbit priests in private.

 

[Dershocka]

Do Kilngon cockheads have those weird ridges too?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YES THEY KILLED JADZIA OR SOMETHING.