Yub
Anachrophobic
I'm a secret agent of the Division of Intergalactic Control of Knowledge. We maintain the proper order of information in the universe. We fight ceaselessly against the forces of Tyrannical World Anarchy Team, who are always attempting to teach crickets to build nuclear weapons and make dogs talk and other pointless and evil attempts to misuse information.
Most days we are on missions but we like to rock out on our orbital space station. It orbits JUPITER, BITCHES. I bang hot space chicks on all my missions plus have a squad of sophisticated sex robots willing and able to sex me up ALL DAY AND NIGHT. OH YEAH. Plus I've a LICENCE TO KILL ANYONE, ANYWHERE and ANYTIME. It was me that shot ABRAHAM LINCOLN, he was a TWAT SPY and sold pies made of PUPPIES to NUNS.
Most days we are on missions but we like to rock out on our orbital space station. It orbits JUPITER, BITCHES. I bang hot space chicks on all my missions plus have a squad of sophisticated sex robots willing and able to sex me up ALL DAY AND NIGHT. OH YEAH. Plus I've a LICENCE TO KILL ANYONE, ANYWHERE and ANYTIME. It was me that shot ABRAHAM LINCOLN, he was a TWAT SPY and sold pies made of PUPPIES to NUNS.